Dying! With that, Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld was off and running with hilarious Oscars commentary.
@greggutfeld I seriously doubt this is true.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 3, 2014
@michaelianblack look it up. It's right there in the Dutch Dictionary (Vol IV, p.222). I'll wait here.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 3, 2014
While waiting, his funnies continued.
Love how the Oscars see their viewing audience.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 3, 2014
After the kimmel bit, If we weren't so fat and lazy and stupid we'd get up and turn the channel
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 3, 2014
Travoltas hair just hit on Spaceys hair.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 3, 2014
It Would be awesome if all those statues behind Ellen came to life and started eating the audience
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 3, 2014
Collection of film clips are inserted into award shows to allow guests to do coke.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 3, 2014
Kim Novak says "frozen" and twitter dies
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 3, 2014
Montage is French for "shoot me in my fat face."
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 3, 2014
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Wiping. Tears.
Check out Gutfeld’s whole feed for more.
The “Red Eye” host scored big with this brutal truth about the Oscars:
The oscars remind us of what's important. And it's not the Oscars.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 3, 2014
So nice, we need to see it twice! This time, in graphic form.
@greggutfeld: #Oscars remind us of what's important. And it's not the Oscars. #tcot @DanaPerino @TheFiveFNC pic.twitter.com/X7rUiijJqg
— Flyover Culture (@FlyoverCarole) March 3, 2014
https://twitter.com/CA_McGowan/status/440483565101649920
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