First Sen. McCain weighed in on the averted Twinkie-pocalypse. Now this happened:

Twitter swiftly scoured for more disturbing details:

Buzz kill:

Alas, the Politico reporter says that there apparently is some context to be had.

However, the mockery won’t wait for context! Mockery waits for no man … or woman.

A date which will live in infamy.


The context has yet to be revealed. And should it be?

Heh. The first rule of context is don’t talk about context.