Hasan Piker: ‘I Was Supposed to Get Arrested’ — Then Ithaca Paid Better Than Jail

Sep 25, 2026 9:00 PM
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Hasan Piker: ‘I Was Supposed to Get Arrested’ — Then Ithaca Paid Better Than Jail
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Yesterday, a bunch of communist, antisemitic garbage people were arrested for blocking the road where Bibi Netanyahu was traveling. They claim he is an international war criminal and the United States should arrest him. 

Today, Hasan Piker claimed he was supposed to be part of that group and he was so upset another engagement prevented him from attending. 

Listen. Hasan Piker is a nepo baby. He is not going to do anything that costs him comfort. He likes the million-dollar house, the designer clothes, and the luxury of controlling his dog with a shock collar. That guy was never going to jail. He is a keyboard warrior in the purest sense: he fires up the chat, then sends other people out to take the risks he will not. He will be out at Nobu while the poors are trying to get bailed out. 

He gives about the same energy as a teen girl, so that tracks. 

Remember, Susan's partner has a high paying job under Zohran Mamdani. 

People who think Hasan Piker is ever going to be out in the streets with the 'street soldiers' are dreaming. He believes he is better than everyone else. 

Too bad he isn't in one of those countries. 

And he sits back and laughs at the rubes who take him seriously. 

Hasan Piker is a polished performer more than a principled activist: a high-earning streamer who packages outrage and ideological fervor for an audience of young, affluent followers who treat his every rant like gospel. 

He monetizes grievance, stays safely on the sidelines when the activism turns costly, and cultivates a following whose intensity rivals the most rigid historical movements he claims to oppose. 

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