Columbia's Genius Plan: Pay Drug Dealers $750K in Taxpayer Cash to Narcan Customers They Just Poisoned

Nov 12, 2025 2:35 PM
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Columbia's Genius Plan: Pay Drug Dealers $750K in Taxpayer Cash to Narcan Customers They Just Poisoned
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We, at 'Twitchy' write daily about the craziest stuff on X, but this story just might take the cake.

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Yes, they are paying drug dealers to administer treatment for overdoses after they sell the customer the drug that makes them overdose. Obviously, the sale was also illegal. So, they are paying criminals to administer a temporary fix so the person doesn't die from the crime they just committed. It's like shooting someone and then taking them immediately into surgery to try and stop the bleeding.

It seems a better choice to maybe help them stop using drugs. 

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Apparently, they want lots of drug addicted people.

Maybe, these universities should work on educating American students and stop focusing on all this other nonsense. What a concept. 

Of course, it will.

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Our founders would roll over in their graves if they heard this. 

That's an excellent question!

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