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Chicago’s ‘Crime Drop’ Miracle: Turns Out, Turning Off Gunshot Detectors Makes Crime Magically Disappear

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Chicago is celebrating a huge drop in crime and shootings. Yes, that's bound to happen when city officials turn off the shot detectors in neighborhoods. Funny how that happens.

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It's almost like if you ignore and don't report crime, the crime numbers will decrease. 

Obviously.

Correlation is not causation, etc. 

It's all smoke and mirrors. 

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Um, well at least there are no noisy sirens from responding police officers. There's a silver lining. 

That's exactly what happened.

Oop!

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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, did it really even fall?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

It shows they are more worried about statistics and reputations over protecting lives of citizens. Sickening.

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