My 24 year old son rarely has any interest in what I write or my 'dumb' Twitter account. I'm an old lady and totally out of the loop if you ask him. Heh. Today, though, that all changed. He called me in a panic asking if I had heard of Chuck Schumer. Oh, have I. I've had way too many conversations about that dude. Once he had established I knew this 'Chuck Schumer', he inquired about what he was doing with 'Zyn' and how we could stop it. Not, just the two of us, obviously, but all freedom loving Americans who are tired of the government interfering in our rights to use mood altering substances. Snicker.
Chuck Schumer now wants the government to crack down on Zyn calling it a "pouch full of problems."
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) January 23, 2024
Mr. Schumer, this will be your one and only warning on behalf of all the fellas: Do not cross that Rubicon.
You will have reaped the whirlwind and you will pay the price. pic.twitter.com/uGmDl5wYMh
My son is of the same opinion as Greg as are a bunch of other 'bros' across America.
Me and the boys when the Feds come to raid the Zyns from our local 7/11: https://t.co/n7eReFNUby pic.twitter.com/UAaewlP12i
— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) January 23, 2024
For real though, are there no other issues in America that need attention? The border would be a great place to start.
January 6 will look like a tour of Disneyland in comparison to the Zynsurrection https://t.co/nFwQvVlyYl
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) January 23, 2024
The boys like their 'Zyn'. It's a way to chill. By the way, why is it always nicotine we are regulating? Why not alcohol? It's also harmful to the body, mood altering and has way more problems than a cigarette or 'Zyn' ever had. Has anyone ever killed an innocent family driving the wrong way on a highway because they smoked too many cigarettes? Has anyone ever started a bar fight because they used a 'Zyn' pack? I would submit they have not. Are the Democrats just worked up over 'Zyn' because Tucker Carlson likes it?
Republicans should be running this clip in every frat house basement, seedy college bar, and Buffalo Wild Wings across the country https://t.co/Td4MYAFErq
— Nate Hochman (@njhochman) January 23, 2024
If you want to inspire the turnout of young people, threaten to take 'Zyn'.
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I know what I’ve got.
— (•_•) (@AsTheWorldBurnz) January 23, 2024
Don’t try and lowball me. https://t.co/dOiNncuvQy pic.twitter.com/9TDBkhIkt2
https://t.co/LdKcIQY1Kd pic.twitter.com/DbccjzRIhp
— Mrs. Brassenstein (@MBrassenstein) January 23, 2024
It's all just a little too suspicious or 'sus' as the kids say.
Never been in politics, never cared to dip my toe in it.
— Taylor Lewan (@TaylorLewan77) January 23, 2024
But is Chuck Schumer wants to take on Nicotine pouches I will gladly stand on the front lines and fight till the death against him. https://t.co/cXJsMLjsut
I'm telling you, the young people are FIRED up. This would be a terrible mistake, but who am I to stop Democrats from destroying their own chances in the next election.
Opioids, largely fentanyl, are the leading cause of death for Americans aged 18-45. https://t.co/ieeXbM4TtY pic.twitter.com/6ajPAe4lIn
— Heritage Foundation (@Heritage) January 23, 2024
Zyn/vapes/et al are the definition of controlled opposition. Smoke or don’t, nerds https://t.co/CP4Jz2e1Zk
— F. Billy McMorris (@FBillMcMorris) January 23, 2024
Hey, Chuck, leave the Zyn alone. From the uproar in my own family, I promise this is not the road any political party wants to go down.
