MST3K wisacre Mike Nelson reveals secret to conquering America

Mike Nelson from Rifftrax and Mystery Science Theater 3000 has stumbled upon what could be America’s greatest weakness.

https://twitter.com/michaeljnelson/status/528984559149281280

@michaeljnelson Alas, the insidious nature of the theory that "everyone plays, everyone gets a trophy" is finally revealed.

— FancyPants (@FancyPants3K) November 2, 2014

https://twitter.com/JerelDamon/status/528985438401617920

@michaeljnelson For the first and possibly final time in my life, I say thank God for Cleveland.

— Mike Dumas (@noncanadianguy) November 2, 2014

@michaeljnelson That plan is doomed to fail in Atlanta.

— Bill Zachmann (@beezeemann) November 2, 2014

@michaeljnelson Seattle's no-jaywalking Superbowl party begs to disagree with you, and also for forgiveness for being kinda boring

— Sam Raymer (@SamRaymer) November 2, 2014

@michaeljnelson I think I speak for all Americans when I say, from atop the smouldering rubble, "Ha, that shows you! We win!"

— Ryan Shea (@sackofcatfood) November 2, 2014

Heh.

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