TSA spokesperson: Please leave your cane swords at home

We at Twitchy have long believed that Senator Chuck Grassley has the federal government’s most interesting Twitter feed.

But if @TSAmedia_SariK is for real, a TSA spokesperson may be giving Grassley a run for his money.

SariK helpfully reminds us to leave our sword-filled canes at home when we fly:

Using a cane? Florida flea markets sell canes with swords inside!try to screw off the handle – be sure u didn't buy 1 with a weapon inside!

— TSAmedia_SariK (@TSAmedia_SariK) November 21, 2012

Yes, these actually do exist. Thanks for the tip, SariK!

Guns, chainsaws, and cannonballs should be left at home, too:

TSA at MIA and FLL: 35 Guns, a Chainsaw, and a Cannonball Confiscated http://t.co/r2ayC0Y2

— TSAmedia_SariK (@TSAmedia_SariK) September 25, 2012

And then there is this:

Travel TIP:pretty basic.Make sure you don't have a gun in your bag before heading to airport!A day to eat and be merry was shot for these 4.

— TSAmedia_SariK (@TSAmedia_SariK) November 27, 2012

It’s pretty basic, but if you don’t understand that last sentence, you’re not alone.