We at Twitchy have long believed that Senator Chuck Grassley has the federal government’s most interesting Twitter feed.

But if @TSAmedia_SariK is for real, a TSA spokesperson may be giving Grassley a run for his money.

SariK helpfully reminds us to leave our sword-filled canes at home when we fly:

Yes, these actually do exist. Thanks for the tip, SariK!

Guns, chainsaws, and cannonballs should be left at home, too:

And then there is this:

It’s pretty basic, but if you don’t understand that last sentence, you’re not alone.


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