It had to happen. Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o and his phony Internet girlfriend have inspired a new pastime: Te’oing.
Te'oing… Putting your arm around imaginary objects.
— cory (@coryhtx) January 17, 2013
Go Eastwood-style and grab yourself an empty chair, or just snuggle and nuzzle the empty space next to you. The possibilities are, well, if not endless, then at least giggle-inducing. Behold the imaginary romance:
Don’t worry! Your secret’s safe with us … and our readers.
Te'oing is the new Tebowing. pic.twitter.com/1jhlEr1b
— Zach ???♂️ (@zrau) January 17, 2013
She’s from Canada. You wouldn’t know her.
Just Teoing with my boo? pic.twitter.com/hCAPc9jR
— Kristen Guy (@Kris10Guy) January 17, 2013
— Dustin Fox (@DustinFox37) January 16, 2013
Sorry, ladies, they’re “taken.”