Earlier this month, Twitchy reported on the Left’s bloody fantasy that a Romney presidency would usher in a national tampon ban.
https://twitter.com/lee_ritz/status/258745770306584577
That cuckoo claim is still making the rounds among those who think with their lady parts, not their lady smarts.
https://twitter.com/HayHolla13/status/259673093046415360
https://twitter.com/CookedKitfo/status/259558281343811584
But it’s not just the coming Tampocalypse that has libs stocking up on supplies for the War on Women. Fear-mongering Obama supporters are also spreading the absurd rumor that a Romney win would make hair extensions illegal in America.
Many fear that Weave-ageddon is nigh.
Aww romney said hes tryna get weaves banned from america . Yall bitches better hope obama win.
— #IMBROKEBABY ? (@Gottaplay2win_) October 17, 2012
I heard Romney tryna make Quick Weaves illegal???
— MASTERMIND (@XMikeWilliamsX) October 17, 2012
https://twitter.com/_iHeartBRIT/status/258400363923791873
If Romney is elected for president, Imma go CRAZY. Talkin 'bout he gonna take away weave.?!
— Teddie Vee Hill (@Teddie_Hill) October 20, 2012
https://twitter.com/Lizzy_Blunt/status/259346126870806530
https://twitter.com/TheReal_Tstackz/status/258447903763361792
So I Just Gotta Text Saying " Romney Taking Away Weave " , OOO FUCK NO , He Going TO Fuckin' Far NOW , Time For Me To Jump In . .
— 2.19.13 ♥ (@x_BeyondMost) October 17, 2012
https://twitter.com/weLEADyou/status/258397572463472640
https://twitter.com/goldencurse/status/256544093398761472
Romney going take these females Remy and make they ass go nature forreal
— Multi?Ethnic (@cooleypapi) October 17, 2012
https://twitter.com/NunButtaBoss/status/258389872971247616
Mitt tryin 2 take weave o no I need my braids
— Dedtria Tyus (@Mz_Short_Cake) October 17, 2012
Mitt Romney tryna regulate the weave industry.. sistahs better get out and vote
— Cool P Comedy (@CoolPComedy) October 16, 2012
If Mitt Romney Becomes President, say goodbye to weave products
— Mikey Herbo? (@TheRedwayJr) October 14, 2012
https://twitter.com/IamChinyere/status/256590103328210945
Its over for the black people if Romney become president & abolish weave .
— Lul Booty Neka (@justNeka_) October 20, 2012
https://twitter.com/Jeezyfbaybee/statuses/258379375253262337
The rumor appears to have originated on social media and may have something to do with Romney’s tough talk on China.
Bitches better go buy all the weave they can cause Romney get elected China gone stop giving us that shit
— #DW3 (@DaniiParker) October 17, 2012
A lot of hair weaves comes from China! ROMNEY done piss off women again! He's wants your uterus & your weave!
— K1NG (@K1NG_T3N) October 17, 2012
what's this about Romney tryna mess with China? No sir, no sir – you don't mess with the weave wonderland…you don't do it.
— sixfootsomething (@yemSTAR14) October 17, 2012
Or maybe, just maybe, it’s just intended to perpetuate the false notion that Romney is a racist.
Romney must be racist if he taking away food stamps and weave, something that half of the blacks need and like to use
— based (@basedlordguap) October 20, 2012
But some people believe that’s not all Romney will ban just as soon as he gets his greedy, grubby hands on the executive order pen. Say goodbye to the McDonald’s Dollar Menu.
somebody said they aint voting for romney bc he getting rid of the dollar menu at mcdonalds ! danggg , so its like that ?!
— Dee ? (@deetra_michelle) October 17, 2012
If Romney win he will ban the dollar menu. Yall niggas gon starve too death.
— The Bad Influence (@parkside_dolla) October 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/Zaddy_Dizzy/status/258044861666693120
https://twitter.com/CLewTN/status/258380929343578113
Romney is gonna take away the Dollar menu from McDonalds…….
— Skrilla Bill (@SkrillaBill_) October 17, 2012
https://twitter.com/Mr_ShowTime_25/status/258386715780186114
https://twitter.com/The_Chum_Chum/status/258386748462202880
https://twitter.com/A1_Since_Day1_/status/258388380436549632
Mitt Romney will eliminate the Dollar menu!
— Nate (@___Determined) October 17, 2012
Somebody said Romney will delete the dollar menu ! ??????
— Free Wop Brim (@Odog3bix) October 17, 2012
Fuckn wit Mitt he goin take away the dollar menu
— Macaroni (@Yobro_ok) October 19, 2012
https://twitter.com/Rain_Man_Jay/status/258993788247232512
Romney gon cancel the dollar menu,family dollar,dollar general and raising the price on hair weave
— Ari (@Arijavana__) October 17, 2012
Right. Because it’s Republicans who want to meddle with people’s food choices.
Sheesh! Is there anything that conniving Nick Romney won’t outlaw?
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Paranoid Obama supporters: Romney wants to exterminate black people
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