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Cuckoo rumor of the day: Romney will ban hair weaves and the Dollar Menu

Earlier this month, Twitchy reported on the Left’s bloody fantasy that a Romney presidency would usher in a national tampon ban.

https://twitter.com/lee_ritz/status/258745770306584577

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That cuckoo claim is still making the rounds among those who think with their lady parts, not their lady smarts.

https://twitter.com/HayHolla13/status/259673093046415360

https://twitter.com/CookedKitfo/status/259558281343811584

But it’s not just the coming Tampocalypse that has libs stocking up on supplies for the War on Women. Fear-mongering Obama supporters are also spreading the absurd rumor that a Romney win would make hair extensions illegal in America.

Many fear that Weave-ageddon is nigh.

https://twitter.com/_iHeartBRIT/status/258400363923791873

https://twitter.com/Lizzy_Blunt/status/259346126870806530

https://twitter.com/TheReal_Tstackz/status/258447903763361792

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https://twitter.com/weLEADyou/status/258397572463472640

https://twitter.com/goldencurse/status/256544093398761472

https://twitter.com/NunButtaBoss/status/258389872971247616

https://twitter.com/IamChinyere/status/256590103328210945

https://twitter.com/Jeezyfbaybee/statuses/258379375253262337

The rumor appears to have originated on social media and may have something to do with Romney’s tough talk on China.

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Or maybe, just maybe, it’s just intended to perpetuate the false notion that Romney is a racist.

But some people believe that’s not all Romney will ban just as soon as he gets his greedy, grubby hands on the executive order pen. Say goodbye to the McDonald’s Dollar Menu.

https://twitter.com/Zaddy_Dizzy/status/258044861666693120

https://twitter.com/CLewTN/status/258380929343578113

https://twitter.com/Mr_ShowTime_25/status/258386715780186114

https://twitter.com/The_Chum_Chum/status/258386748462202880

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https://twitter.com/A1_Since_Day1_/status/258388380436549632

https://twitter.com/Rain_Man_Jay/status/258993788247232512

Right. Because it’s Republicans who want to meddle with people’s food choices.

Sheesh! Is there anything that conniving Nick Romney won’t outlaw?

Related:

Paranoid Obama supporters: Romney wants to exterminate black people

Obama supporters echo Joe Biden: If Romney wins, we’ll all be cotton-picking slaves

Lady parts panic: Libs claim Romney will ban tampons; threaten to kill him, ‘bleed on his face’

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