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Cher: Why can't I ask questions about these darn secretive Mormons?

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Cher’s anti-Mormon bigotry is as obvious as her love of unintelligible all-caps rants and disdain for apostrophes. But Wednesday night, the Romney-hating diva decided to reinvent herself as a Mormon truther.

Hey, it’s not that she loathes Mormons — she’s just asking questions.

And who can blame her? Mormonism is clearly a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. It’s like the special sauce on a Big Mac — will we ever know The Truth™?

C’mon, it’s not like Cher can just walk into any Barnes & Noble and just flip through the Book of Mormon or a reference book on Mormonism. And finding someone who knows anything about Mormonism is damn near impossible.

https://twitter.com/RustyHughes13/status/230912706088169472

https://twitter.com/busywriting/status/230834320401637376

Cher’s followers were full of brilliant advice about getting to the bottom of Mitt Romney’s religion.

https://twitter.com/GoGoGroove/status/230834320661676032

Hmm. Sounds like a conspiracy. And you know who’s awesome at exposing conspiracies? Roseanne Barr.

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But Cher had better be careful. Apparently the Mormons don’t want her poking around.

https://twitter.com/uaintseennothin/status/230883805135790080

https://twitter.com/sarahpennisi/status/230868628277432321

Oh, no worries, Cher’s already acquainted with Mormons’ “magic underwear.” She’s just reading up for confirmation of what she already knows in her unhinged, bigoted heart.

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