In the last installment of HealthCare.gov Chat-bot Theater, we learned that the 404care website wasn’t really malfunctioning. The problems were due to visitors’ “poor Internet signals” and “wrong computer settings.”

Hope you didn’t spend too much time tinkering with your settings, because the “solution” is finally here. Set your alarm clock, guys!

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Well would you take a peek at that?

Minds. Blown.

Of course, traffic to HealthCare.gov has plummeted 88 percent since launch day, down from when it was getting staggering numbers in the Perez Hilton neighborhood. So aren’t all hours kinda “off peek”?