Tentacle pornography expert and investment advice guru Kurt Eichenwald claimed on Twitter Friday night that’s he’s outsmarted all of us and actually outperformed the U.S. stock market in 2017 by buying overseas stocks:

Actually, he never “advised folk to get out of USA stocks.” He said, multiple times, that he sold “all stocks”:

And then in January, he implied that he had once again sold all of his stocks with the common Wall Street phrase, “pigs get slaughtered”:

So, which is it Kurt? Seems like maybe there’s some revisionist history at work here.