Meanwhile, in Wales, the government is imposing a draconian two-week lockdown that they’re calling a “fire break” to slow the spread of Covid-19:

A different term might be “controlled burn” as the government is going to destroy some trees to hopefully save the forest:

Closing businesses that the government deems non-essential and forcing people just to buy what they need on Amazon is insane:

But that’s just what’s happening:

“We’re sorry. New clothes are non-essential. Please support an online merchant instead”:

This aisle of cookware is also non-essential:

As are books. NO READING WHILE WE LOCK YOU IN YOUR HOME!

And don’t even think of sending someone with Covid-19 a “Get Well Soon” card because you can’t:

This is a good question but we suspect the answer is, “Shut up, it’s science”:

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