Earlier today, Hillary Clinton appeared at a campaign event at Grand View University in Des Moines, Iowa and retweeted this photo of the “standing room only” crowd to her 5 million-plus followers:

Oh really? Let’s look at the crowd from a few different angles. This is hardly “standing room only”:

Pollster Frank Luntz even commented on the tiny crowd, saying it looked “barely bigger than the press pool”:


And it turns out Bernie Sanders will be speaking in the same exact arena on Sunday January 31. Any bets on how big his crowd will look in comparison?


  • Tom

    The law is closing in, granny…

    • Acuda4me ✓Please!

      • Eva_Galley

        Did you know that Bobby Fuller was found dead also. Still unsolved.

        • Acuda4me ✓Please!

          “I did not know that.”

        • Donald-Now 3x as Deplorable

          Was he found in Fort Marcy Park with a suicide note and a bullet hole from a self inflicted long range sniper shot to the back of his head?

          • BillinDetroit


        • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

          Yep. Fuller was found in a car (his?) severely beaten with a gasoline soaked rag stuffed in his mouth.

          Apparently the Vince Foster Suicide With Extreme Prejudice method was in the early stages of its development.

  • Perso Nasplit

    They mean standing room only….at the hospital where stomach pumps are half price today only!!!

    • 657241

      standing room only because they do not have chairs to sit on. Or the Hillary rally only lasted 15 minutes so the fools could stand it. just to show their Loyalty to the Queen of Crooks.

  • Eva_Galley

    Those are all the folks who bought her book. Its a signing party.

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

      Or they’ve all come to demand refunds.

      • Eva_Galley

        Hillary’s too damn greedy to give refunds. All they will get is a voucher for her next book, “From the White House to the Big House”.

        • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

          “Me and Martha Stewart: Decorating the Glass House on a Budget.”

          • Eva_Galley

            LOL. Beautiful!

        • Suzyqpie

          “Hard to Swallow” would sell better.

          • Eva_Galley


          • Donald-Now 3x as Deplorable

            Isn’t that the title of
            “The Monica Lewinski story or
            How the blue dress got stained.”?

          • JunkMonkey

            Dang it, I was going to make a Monica joke!

        • BillinDetroit

          From here Hillary has three choices: Big House, Bug House or Box.

          • 657241

            “Bonnie and Clyde of Politics”

        • moodydon

          “From the White House to the Big House-Broke Again”

    • thale_taxurfeet ♂ Vilified

      Relatives by blood and in-laws?

  • Antisocial_ism

    Hillary common core math.

  • LimpingHenry

    Poor sad Hillary. 2008 all over again.

    • vetgal1970

      Right now Martin O’Malley is SO glad he hasn’t dropped out

      • Suzyqpie

        Obama is going to, de facto, drop him out. Does anyone think Obama will unleash “his” DoJ on Hillary to last man standing Bernie Sanders or Martin O. Could be me, but that just does not sound plausible. The buzz is Biden, I’m thinking John Kerry.

        • vetgal1970

          Remember the day Biden had the press conference to say he wasn’t running and then went on to deliver what sounded every bit like a campaign speech? All the while Obama was standing there grinning like the cat that ate the canary. I hope she squeals like a pig when the SHTF

          • Kenton Clarkson

            Ya think the Klinton Krime Fambly didn’t start nosing around in chicongo when barri became the media’s new prom queen in 2004? That they may not have some very interesting photographs of barri? Going in and out of “all male” establishments…hmmmm?…perhaps?

        • Enough

          While I don’t want to think about any of ’em, what about recycling AlGore? His 10 year warning of Global Warming damage have come and gone, and he needs a revival tour . . .

          • 657241

            OMG, not Al Gore

            I m freezing to death, right here in Alabama. So with my cousin in TX and my daughter- in-law in Arizona.

        • moodydon

          Don’t forget Lizzie… I see Lizzie quietly lurking in the weeds, looking for a way to be relevant in the 2016 election.. to be a player or king maker… setting the agenda/platform…

    • Suzyqpie

      For Hills, Ground hog day….again.

    • constitutionminded

      Won’t be long before she has to pay to give speeches.

    • interestedobserver2

      Though, personally, I am vastly unmoved by her “tragedy.” Sheer stupidity has done this to her…again. And I can hardly stop grinning in sympathy.

  • wrestlefan01

    tech if all seats were taken it was standing room only.

    • BillinDetroit

      Looked to me like everyone was sitting. Politely. Wondering if today might be the day her past catches up with her.

      • moodydon

        So what you are saying is, those people are there hoping the FBI will bust in and arrest Hillary?
        Maybe when Hillary comes to Milwaukee, I’ll reconsider attending…

  • Feedthebigdog

    Pathological! She literally cannot help herself.

  • wrestlefan01

    as a nation we have a clown,. a woman investigated by the fbi and a socialist all with very good shots of being president.wow what our once great nation has become.gag

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

      That’s a sad state of affairs right there.

    • https://sites.google.com/site/joedecaro/home Joe DeCaro

      It’s not our fault; we were all “fundamentally changed”!

  • Comrade Wootpool

    Pretty easy to call it “standing room only” when there are no chairs… (i know there are chairs, I’m making a joke..)

  • Orpheus75

    Standing room only, in the first row.

  • deepdiver

    Just before her posted pic was taken she told everyone to get up for a round of “If you’re liberal and you know it do stompy feet”.

  • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

    Well, she’s standing, so that’s one. Look over there, I think I see another, so that’s two…

    • Sanchez

      And no one fainting.

      • BlowItAllUp

        I must have a sick mind…I first read that as “no one farting”…

        • Arttie the Deplorable

          Me too. I saw “standing” and went to Bubba Clinton and a pill for ED.

          • moodydon

            So maybe the ‘tingle’ Chris Matthews felt was really ‘little Chris standing?’ lol

          • Arttie the Deplorable

            “When Harry me tSally” standing?

    • BillinDetroit

      That’s the photographer from The Tattler looking for the continental breakfast he was promised.

  • Sanchez

    Friends don’t let friends vote for a Clinton.

  • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

    Looks like she needs a larger “safe space”. Just in case. You can never be sure. In fact, make a note: the size of all future “safe spaces” shall be directly proportional to the lack of people, and not just the small size, in the room.

  • grais

    There are no small crowds; only big rooms.

  • Sanchez

    Superman had standing room only fans when he changed too.

  • Sanchez

    Hillary’s logo says “vote right” with the arrow! Why is it not pointing left?

    • Suzyqpie

      Because Hillary and her advisory staff of sycophant friends are incapable of thinking through the implications, aka, hubris.

    • Newportcarl

      Depends on which way you load the thing

    • JunkMonkey

      And the arrow’s red! Bad, bad planning. She’s just not good at this.

      • 657241

        H stands for HELL. The arrow should be pointing down and in black, with flames on the sides, and a pair of horns on the top.

    • 657241

      Hillary: Do not look at me. i did not do it!!.
      or What difference does it make?.
      or she could flip-flop anytime she wants to, because she is a Clinton.;

  • Kawfy

    Standing room only? <—-I'd say over classification run amok…amirite Brian Fallon?

  • Septic Stew

    In a gymnasium even. I can catch a whiff of old gym socks and jock straps; Huma Danger will be playing the role of Lassie from Porky’s.

    • Newportcarl

      Hehhehhehheh… You said ‘Huma Danger’ heh heh
      I must steal that 🙂

  • Dan Abbett

    I’m sure that what Hillary meant to say was “if only they didn’t have so much standing room.”

  • Petrucio14

    ‘Her crowds number in the 10’s! Multiples of 10’s! Wow! Wowee!’

  • Lizzyp

    I heard on the radio news that she was heading back to New York for the weekend because she needed a break from Iowa. I wonder why that might be?

    • BillinDetroit

      I think she should get fitted for an orange jumpsuit while she’s gone. She’ll need at least a couple in 2017.

      • Lizzyp

        From your lips…

  • sukietawdry

    Well, if you had five chairs and five people, technically, I suppose, that would be standing room only.

  • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

    Standing room only, barely anyone there……..it is like Leftists dont know math……….

  • Victoria Richardson

    One of her campaign staff tried to get the crowd up and start cheering. That is when you know things are bad is when you have to make people get up and cheer for your candidate.

    • Donald-Now 3x as Deplorable

      They had all the chairs wired to deliver a mild electric shock when Shrillary stepped on a certain button on the floor, so they would stand on cue, but they had a special circuit breaker installed so she wouldn’t electrocute her attendee’s trying to get good press coverage.

  • topperj

    How many sycophants does it take to kiss Crankle’s ass? (It’s not a trick question.)

  • Maxgoof

    Any crowd, no matter how small, can be described as “Standing Room Only” if you remove enough chairs.

  • Chuck Vipperman

    If you bring only two chairs, a trio constitutes a “Standing Room Only” crowd.

  • Kevin Giltrud

    Is this “crowd” any larger than the “group” at yesterday’s bowling alley?

    Only Sandra Fluke knows for sure!

  • Maxx

    “Standing room only” is good. It won’t be such a shock to her when she hears “all rise.”

  • Ragnar__Danneskjold

    They had to stand to see over the 4 foot barrier placed around Hillary.

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/heroes-behind-the-badge/heroes-behind-badge-sacrifice-survival.html Meatzilla ✓ᴵᴿᴿᴱᴰᴱᴱᴹᴬᴾᴸᴼᴿᴬᴮᴸᴱ

    Hillary Clinton had a rally and spoke at the Dubuque, Iowa 5 Flags Center today.

    Apparently, that too was “standing room only” for her ginormous crowd of… 150 supporters. Albeit, if the multi-multimillionaire skinflint Hillary Rodham-Clinton is just too damn cheap to pop for some chairs so her supporters can sit down, then every venue is “standing room only”. Heck, my living-room is “standing room only” too — once all eight seats are taken, ffs!

    • 657241

      Maybe those 150 supporters were “bribed” with a freebie such as a Hillary ballpoint pen wrapped in a 100 dollar bill. Naw, she is too cheap for that, Besides the Clinton Foundation is losing donors.

      At least they should have given a chair to that lone man/woman, holding a sign, a chair. What? Only one sign?

  • marcus tullius cicero

    …Hitlery’s propaganda hacks….

  • RblDiver

    Behind, or in front, you’re still staring at an ass either way.

  • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

    I can’t stand her no matter how much room there is.

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    She needs to rent the venues for weeks at a time, tie them up, so Bern can’t use them and show, by comparison, how weak her crowds are.

  • Deplorable Member Berry

    “Get to be behind Hillary!! [email protected]” SQUEEE!!!!! Just make sure that if you feel a breeze on your face to hold your breath and walk calmly to the closest exit.

  • tverle

    I swear they count how many people are standing in line (including press) and then start folding up chairs until they have too few so that people are forced to stand….

  • JV

    yeah, ok LMAO

  • globalcrap

    These low information voters, Voting for two old rich socialist traitors . America though that liberals didn’t want old rich people running. Flip Flopping low information liberals must be desperate.

    • constitutionminded

      I just spent some time over at the HILL trying to talk to liberals. I am convinced that they are the most ill informed, unhappy, jealous, blame everything on the evil republicans, cry babies there are. Disagree and they slander you and delete your posts. They have no clue that socialism will bring the end of our constitutional republic and these idiots are looking forward to it. Stupid has no limits.

    • 657241

      “old Fogeys” is what my 31 yr old son would call me, Bill, Bernie and Hillary, of course. She is too old. Her wrinkles are showing she is a smoker, just like her boss.

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    From Western Journalism: Hillary Clinton’s fundraising comes on the heels of one hosted by her daughter that did not produce the expected crowd. On Wednesday, a $2,700 per person fundraiser hosted by Chelsea Clinton Wednesday afternoon ended up offering its last tickets at $50 per person.

    • 657241

      They have to pay me instead to stand and watch Hillary.

      • Arttie the Deplorable

        And I stand in solidarity with you.

  • constitutionminded

    Maybe these folks are showing up to see the demise of their dream.

  • BillinDetroit

    The poll asks “Which is Hillary’s worst scandal?” but didn’t leave room for “All of the above”

    I’m with Bill Clinton … anybody but Hillary.

  • Edward Kimmel

    The Fire Marshall wouldn’t let me in. I had been outside with my banners and I had asked if there was a time when they would lock the doors and not let anybody else in. The people checking folks in told me that I would be let in even after the program began, but then the Fire Marshall said the room was way over the limit and refused to let any more people — even a New York Times reporter — to enter. Some folks told me that there was some room in the back, but I told them that the fact that more people could actually be wedged in did not mean that it was safe from a fire safety prospective.

  • Nkume Jr Sobe

    LMAO !!!!!!!!!
    Bernie 2016!!!!!

  • interestedobserver2

    Well, if you’re going to hold an event in a broom closet, you can spin it a lot easier than if you have an empty football stadium.

  • padraic 91244

    Her people wouldn’t let anyone sit down in case they fell asleep. SOS. different day.

  • wharfrat

    Any body supporting Clinton is a loser,she said “standing room only”, maybe in a closet!!,she makes sure the camera only gives tight shots so it looks like a big crowd when it’s only a hundred,the “crowds” are getting smaller.

  • Tim

    Her crowds always seem to be made up of mostly press and few real people.

  • JohnFLob

    Standing room only? Why? Are her events BYOC- Bring your own chair?

  • D H

    10 chairs, 11 people – standing room only

  • san rafael blue

    “I (almost) shot the Sherrif, and I totally missed the Deputy!

  • ThomasCollins1

    “Standing room only…”

    They couldn’t find the chairs?

  • rick

    I held a “RickforPM”rally in a phone booth-SRO!!!!!