We're not sure if Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner has hired Madonna to write his speeches or if he is just trying to cozy up to the Communist DSA within his party, but it is more than a bit concerning — in an FBI investigation requiring sort of way — that he is channeling the elderly pop star's fantasies of blowing up the White House.
This is not a case of us being hyperbolic to make a point. No, Krasner LITERALLY wants to place demolition charges around 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and blow it up.
Don't take our word for it. Let Krasner tell everyone himself. Watch:
Philly DA Larry Krasner says he wants the WH Ballroom blown up:
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) August 26, 2026
"I'm going to have a paperweight sitting on my desk. You know what that paperweight is going to be? It's going to be a piece of the ballroom after we all blow it up."
"In an official ceremony we're going to blow it… pic.twitter.com/VuTZJKW2Oz
Wow. Seems kind of insurrection-y and domestic terrorist-y to us. Maybe Krasner is hoping to get a fawning, glamorous cover shoot from Rolling Stone like the magazine gave to Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.
We're just not sure how he's going to be able to make the time to become a demolitionist when he's so busy hunting down ICE agents (again, his words, not ours).
Same guy who said he wants to hunt down ICE agents down like nazis pic.twitter.com/Q3RV1PkMNy
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) August 26, 2026
Given statements like these, we also don't think it is hyperbole to officially label Krasner 'psychotic.'
If this lunatic isn’t arrested for this by the Secret Service, why do we even bother to have laws? https://t.co/Sw30slj28h
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) August 26, 2026
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We do have laws that Krasner is violating, specifically several aspects of 18 USC. He is targeting federal property or officials, involving specific federal infrastructure. Given that he is in Pennsylvania and the White House is in Washington, D.C., he is also making threats that cross state lines.
Absolute nutjob.
— Jules! (@sparkly_jules1) August 26, 2026
And they say Trump instigates violence. This guy's including himself in the bombers. "We". Should be investigated. At the very least should be disbarred and removed from the DA's office. https://t.co/NGryKtraw5
Oh, but he claims he will do it with 'a formal ceremony,' so that must make everything alright.
This guy is in charge of keeping Philly safe. What a psycho.
— John Ondrasik (@johnondrasik) August 26, 2026
Krasner is a Soros DA, so keeping Philadelphia safe is about the last item on his to-do list.
He is notoriously soft on crime, even stating that he's not sure if violent looters and rioters are 'fundamentally law-breaking' people.
Charged with keeping Philadelphia safe. Just wants to blow up the White House. https://t.co/Y31cTZV80W
— Aldous Huxley's Ghost™ (@AF632) August 26, 2026
Political violence is now the FIRST resort of most people in the Left, including elected officials.
Can someone explain to me this insane obsession the left has with the White House ballroom?
— Keyrok unfrozen cave consultant (@TonyRobertson) August 26, 2026
It’s insane
A full explanation would require an entire team of forensic psychiatrists.
But we can summarize it with a few key points: They hate Trump, they hate America, and, like all good Marxists, they hate anything beautiful.
Soft on criminals who shoot people in Philly, hard on ballrooms that might host fancy dinners. Priorities matter.
— Smog Smacker Opacitator (@IgnatiusSpark) August 26, 2026
Philadelphia often resembles the set of The Walking Dead, with hordes of residents zonked out on fentanyl.
But Krasner doesn't care about that. He has bigger fish to fry ... or set dynamite to like a Looney Tunes cartoon.
— Jerry ❤️ AMERICA (@jerr28090) August 26, 2026
We need criminal asylums opened up again more than ever before.
🔴A Depraved Mind is Now all the Rage !
— Lawyerforlaws (@lawyer4laws) August 26, 2026
A DA is supposed to model professionalism and respect for the law.
If an ordinary citizen talked about blowing up part of the White House and keeping a souvenir,
the FBI would likely pay them a visit ! https://t.co/FOV5Kqu2my
The part about keeping a chunk of the blown-up ballroom as a souvenir is SUPER creepy.
Most serial killers like to keep souvenirs, too.
You can’t have nice things with people like that. Trump fixes fountains, monuments, gardens and he builds a secured magnificent ballroom that will serve future presidents, and their reaction is to destroy everything. They are griefers. https://t.co/zL14HavW87
— LiseLaSalle@The Trouble With Justice (@Thetroublewit) August 26, 2026
They're just communists. It's what Communists do, and have always done.
WOW. This is sick — but, sadly, wholly unsurprising. Democrats are the party of violence. https://t.co/bkYE78QLQk
— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) August 26, 2026
There is no denying it anymore.
It's not an opinion, and, as we wrote above, it's not hyperbole.
It's who they are.
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