It's annoying, nobody likes it, but it just keeps coming back. Yes, we're talking about Monday - the Beto O'Rourke of weekdays.
We can't stop Mondays, but we can help make them better. We here at Twitchy work feverishly every week to bring you the funniest memes, clips, and jokes we can find on Twitter/X to brighten your Monday. It's seriously hard work. It's not like we can get a monkey to do it …
Okay, it's not that hard. Let's do this!
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) August 11, 2025
'My crush confessing she also has a crush on me.' LOL.
That's the kind of thing that happens on Monday morning.
Lake Life 😂🤣😂 pic.twitter.com/UqTPCHOOgh
— Patricia 🇺🇸 (@1109Patricia) August 2, 2025
'I believe I can fly.' 😂
Maybe Monday wouldn't seem that bad if you'd been bludgeoned by water on your weekend.
— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) August 3, 2025
It was sherbet, but otherwise … completely accurate.
We already have chickens, but at some point, I want to get some goats.
— Hotep Jeffiziah Charles🏴 (@jeffcharlesjr) August 4, 2025
Please don't show @DoniTheMisfit this video because she might change her mind. pic.twitter.com/FRCcxwT6D5
HAHA! That goat had it in for her!
Me looking at myself on facetime while the other person is talking.... pic.twitter.com/6yT2h0k2s2
— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) August 4, 2025
Wheezing! 😂😂😂
How did we not know until now that there was a 'Crap Taxidermy' account? We followed them because …
— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) August 7, 2025
… they understand Mondays.
Holy Seat pic.twitter.com/yop7ZFn4ua
— Playteaux (@Playteaux1) August 5, 2025
Yeah, we think it's probably fake, but the very existence of Mondays means it's at least possible. 😂
https://t.co/nUiNs4959G pic.twitter.com/c31YpbxxLW
— 🫃🏼💉🇺🇦🥥Hollaria Briden, Esq. (@HollyBriden) August 6, 2025
Recommended
If you remember the classic tweet about AOC, you laughed like we did. 😂
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This teacher was almost in trouble!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😆 Listen & laugh! 😂😆 pic.twitter.com/BZLBmJRP0y
— PammsyNow (@NowPammsy) August 5, 2025
That's probably the most interesting math will ever be to that boy.
— Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) August 8, 2025
Yes, we laughed. 😂
This is so accurate that I'm almost wheezing. pic.twitter.com/zZwlgHKFIq
— Tooth Chipper (@Tooth_Chipper) August 7, 2025
You all just be quiet, ladies. We don't act like that … Fine. Whatever. 😂
— Rothmus 🏴 (@Rothmus) August 9, 2025
'Please, may I have zee … how you say … boarding of water now? Anyting but dees!'
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Animals are always so graceful. Well, most of the time. That poor dog, though. 🫣 pic.twitter.com/CvZOLSiW2c
— Johnny B. Good (@Cat5SMASHICANE) August 8, 2025
The donkey picking on the poor dog was definitely a Democrat, but folks … the flamingo … 💀
— YFI (@YFI_2nd) August 8, 2025
The glove caught us off guard and got us laughing. 😂
Ok it’s official, “I’m the Captain Now”🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/9uxJCUiLJG
— G-PA (@IndianaGPA) August 8, 2025
LOLOLOL!
Ok…. I laughed. Smh. pic.twitter.com/0JlgRGuPyl
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) August 10, 2025
You're all sick! That's why we're friends.
Every time. See you tomorrow. 😭 pic.twitter.com/UgczlL1pqp
— AlphaFoX (@Alphafox78) August 10, 2025
It's funny because it's true.
— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) August 11, 2025
The kid gave a valid answer. We will die on this hill.
You Spouse is your pic.twitter.com/QNHI74CM9w
— De Christian Life (@DeChristianLife) August 8, 2025
It's a genius move. Change our minds.
— i like food (@messedupfoods) August 10, 2025
We're just saying, they better have ordered something good.
You don't risk it all for some Long John Silver's.
🐶 Dogs when you say the “walk” word! pic.twitter.com/SWCc9FCP2c
— Suzee Q (@SusieM414141) August 10, 2025
Can confirm. LOL. This was SO good.
I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: "Don't go in there! Don't go in the church, you moron!"
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) August 10, 2025
She is watching our wedding video again.
Harsh, but fair. 😂
Can’t stop watching this 😂 pic.twitter.com/cmCEXvCkpJ
— Wholesome Side of 𝕏 (@itsme_urstruly) August 10, 2025
Bwahaha!
— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) August 10, 2025
Been there, done that … except it was that very obnoxious iPhone alarm sound and we were on a nuclear submarine.
That was a close one, he almost missed it. pic.twitter.com/6Ccvp4GIai
— Community Notes & Violations (@CNviolations) August 9, 2025
Calling this tool a 'Sawzall' was marketing genius. They just wouldn't have sold well if they used the more accurate name 'Sawzeverythingbut'.
GM, Twitter. pic.twitter.com/1FiopHV3t5
— Grateful Calvin (@shoveitjack) August 7, 2025
Middle Aged men just can't catch a break!
— Your Typical Local Man (@LocalBateman) August 10, 2025
We did not expect this to be so accurate. 😂
“Thank you for your attention to this matter.” https://t.co/OPNLmqBMtS pic.twitter.com/FlFrLBwzOa
— MaryAnnNotGinger 💋 (@MAnotGinger) August 5, 2025
We can't, of course, forget that President Trump created yet another iconic photo this past week, and it will forever be fun.
90% of bald people still own a comb.
— Weekday Jokes (@weekdayjokes) August 10, 2025
They just can't part with it
LOL. Nice.
Gm gm yall
— Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝔟к (@__bee_kay__) August 10, 2025
This dude’s wife is sooo done with him
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/OgVrTOpy9Y
She loves it. She's doing a nice job of playing it straight, but she wants to laugh so bad. 😂
— Oldtimers (@Oldtimers365) August 10, 2025
Sounds too good to be true.
— Bilbo Baggins (@Jbanklestankle1) August 10, 2025
So, we're trying to keep it mostly safe for work here, so we're just going to let that one speak for itself and leave that particular topic alone. 😂
A british man has been killed by shark whilst honeymooning in Australia.
— 💂🏻♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ (@BigBearF1) August 9, 2025
Reports say he didn't suffer for too long as he'd only been married 5 days.
😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅
That's just mean. LOL.
— Asma (@Asmashabbir333) August 7, 2025
HAHAHA!
Literally every single red light pic.twitter.com/yDpcmm63ex
— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) August 9, 2025
Perfect! 😂
— $1 (@1DollarSol) August 5, 2025
Solid answer.
Have you ever wondered why your Baby Boomer grandpa or father, or even your older GenX dad, randomly blurts out 'Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger!'?
Well, here you go! It's our classic comedy skit for the week.
A classic SNL all about the cheeseburger … when comedy was comedy … pic.twitter.com/dAeGswsX76
— BUTTERS…. (@BUTTERSIAM1) August 3, 2025
SNL launched a lot of comedians' careers back in the day.
OMG. Hilarious 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/nWSWjjFd2c
— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) August 5, 2025
Whatever you do this Monday, hopefully it's more successful than this dude's ability to apply sunscreen. 😂
That's it, friends. Another Monday of memes in the books. All that is left now is for all of us to grind through the worst day of the week, powered by some early morning laughs. See you next Monday!
Until we meme again …
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