The Democrats continue their effort to search for candidates who can "break through" with the male voting demographic, and one of the first people that effort turned up was this guy:
We all know how that one went.
The Graham Platner saga showed us exactly why the Democrat/DSA search for a "real man" isn't going well. That's because people like this are the ones doing the recruiting:
Meet the couple that found Graham Platner, financed Graham Platner and "vetted" Graham Platner.
— Clyp Keeper (@DGrayTexas45) July 7, 2026
"WE PAID A NICE FIRM A WHOLE CHUNK OF MONEY AND GOT SOME STUFF BACK"......"I SAID NONE OF THIS WILL OR SHOULD STOP HIM FROM BECOMING A US SENATOR" pic.twitter.com/aeJoXDdPQG
Yes, it's all making sense now.
The Democrats trying to turn their candidates into "real men" reminds me a little of Robin Williams trying to teach Nathan Lane how to walk like John Wayne in "The Birdcage."
Now that the Democrats have bailed on Graham Platner (we'll wait and see if he leaves or decides to screw them over by staying on the ballot), the search for a new "man's man" is on.
This is one of the people the Dems are working with:
Troy Jackson says he’s a “pickup truck progressive"
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) July 10, 2026
He’s trying so hard to hit the required notes but the guy has the charisma of damp cardboard https://t.co/61XwVzFJz8 pic.twitter.com/Hm49RTC9W8
The Left tried to make Tim Walz a "pickup truck progressive" too, and he still came across like a Prius socialist. Jackson, who endorsed Platner, also has baggage of his own so the Dems would be wise to check him for tattoos before proceeding.
