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Biden Promises Remaining Loyalists That 'Dark Brandon Is Coming Back' (No, and He Was Never There)

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In an attempt to bounce back from his debate disaster and an interview with George Stephanopoulos that did little to prove that he's qualified to do anything more than sit on a park bench and feed the pigeons, President Biden risked more jetlag by traveling from DC to Philly this weekend. 

It was the usual inspiring stuff from Biden:

Things are so bad that at a church the pastor prayed that God will use Biden's "handicaps" for good. No, seriously:

That was the real world. 

Meanwhile, maybe disappointed Biden supporters would like to continue being fooled by the fake versions of the president his social media team has created online: "Dark Brandon."

There's never been a greater disconnect than the one between the Biden that actually exists and the manufactured fictional "Dark Brandon" character created in an attempt to counter the original "Let's Go Brandon" chants. 

"Dark Brandon" was never real, but enough Democrats have been tricked into thinking that entity actually exists that they're wondering when he'll be coming back: 

Everybody else: *burst into head-shaking and laughter*

That's sad and pitiful -- kind of like watching Linus sitting in the patch waiting for The Great Pumpkin.

The Biden social media creation of "Dark Brandon" is just like their attempts to claim this administration has created 15 million jobs and brought prices down -- they just aren't real but the point is to trick enough gullible voters. To some degree it works but it's getting to be a tougher sell for the White House.

The "dark" for "Dark Brandon" starts earlier and earlier every day.

I suppose if I had to choose between the country being run by a meme or Biden I'd choose the meme, but just barely. In actuality, neither of them is in charge of anything. Who's really running this train wreck of a show?

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