@neiltyson You're gonna need a bigger science wand.
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) January 3, 2015
The smartest man in the world, ladies and gentlemen: @neiltyson https://t.co/hvrPHH3s6H Just ask him. #Caring
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) January 3, 2015
Neil deGrasse Tyson is doing his thing again:
Obama authorized North Korea sanctions over cyber hacking. Solution there, it seems to me, is to create unhackable systems.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) January 3, 2015
Whoa!
DeGrasse Tyson’s wisdom was inspiring and contagious:
.@neiltyson Also, how about a new type of dog that poops money? Hey, I'm just an idea guy, you scientist work out the details
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 3, 2015
.@neiltyson I think an answer to time travel is a time travel system of some sort. Are you hiring at the Science factory?
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 3, 2015
Tornadoes? The answer, it seems to me, is have Bill Nye the Science Guy trap them in 2 liter Coke bottles, then blow them up with Mentos
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 3, 2015
.@neiltyson Solution, it seems to me, is to genetically engineer cancer-proofed humans.
— IWantNothingHat (@Popehat) January 3, 2015
.@neiltyson Solution, it seems to me, is to convince ISIS that they are wrong, and should embrace universal love, and Science.
— IWantNothingHat (@Popehat) January 3, 2015
.@neiltyson Solution, it seems to me, is to create foods that make farts smell like roses.
— IWantNothingHat (@Popehat) January 3, 2015
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.@neiltyson Solution, it seems to me, is clone Carl Sagan and let him produce a Cosmos remake that isn't bad cartoon about evil inquisitors.
— IWantNothingHat (@Popehat) January 3, 2015
.@neiltyson Solution, it seems to me, is that babies and puppies should be housetrained in the womb.
— IWantNothingHat (@Popehat) January 3, 2015
.@Popehat @neiltyson Solution, it seems to me, is to allow the Enterprise to warp backward to 1967 and help Gary Seven prevent the internet.
— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) January 3, 2015
.@Popehat @neiltyson Solution, it seems to me, is to secretly replace all microchips in North Korean computers with Necco wafers.
— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) January 3, 2015
https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/551383506547646464
@iowahawkblog @neiltyson I'm out of bacon and the bacon store is 300 miles away. Solution, it seems to me, is flying, self-butchering pigs.
— Todd Lemmon (@toddlemmon) January 3, 2015
.@neiltyson There were 30,800 fatal car crashes in the U.S.A. during 2012. Solution there, it seems to me, is to create crash-proof cars.
— Brian P. Hickey (@BrianPHickey) January 3, 2015
@neiltyson and umbombable cities, and unkillable people, too
— Stuart (@chainbearman) January 3, 2015
@neiltyson that's as realistic as creating humans who can't get sick.
— Drew Starr (@TheDrewStarr) January 3, 2015
.@neiltyson we should also make people immune to gunfire and nuclear explosions while we're at it.
[Seriously, WTF?]
— 3.6x engineer (@Voidy_) January 3, 2015
What gems do future Neil deGrasse Tyson tweets hold?
Neil deGrasse Tyson's next tweet: "Solution, it seems to me, is to make the entire PLANE out of the black box."
— The Nats Won The World Series (@EsotericCD) January 3, 2015
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