'DERPS': Salon presents 'beyond parody' scenario where SCOTUS rules against Hobby Lobby

https://twitter.com/goodbyetonight/status/484439927577264128

We checked and double checked to make sure the following tweet wasn’t sent from the Salon-mocking parody account, but it is indeed from the next best thing, which is the real Salon Twitter account:

If men could get pregnant, the Supreme Court NEVER would have issued their terrible Hobby Lobby ruling http://t.co/oQBz5M8fgI

— Salon (@Salon) July 2, 2014

Smart take!

Desperate times call for the creation of desperate alternate universes.

What the fresh hell is this? @Salon

— Mike (@ThePantau) July 2, 2014

@pjswan @Salon *headdesk*

— Unmasked Ross (@indyrallen) July 2, 2014

https://twitter.com/doubtinggaurav/status/484442838910775296

@Salon @GPollowitz I get confused. Is this the real Salon or the parody site. Too close to call.

— C. Irwin (@Bookwormdearlor) July 2, 2014

https://twitter.com/pjswan/status/484440366758629376

They're different entities? RT @BenHowe: Did @Salon get hacked by @Salondotcom? https://t.co/SYWTwC34sc

— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) July 2, 2014

They resent and disdain the facts of biology. If they could blame GOP for them they would. They actually kinda do. @MZHemingway @Salon

— Cindy Cooper (@CindyCoops) July 2, 2014

@CoFemale >> @Salon when you are to the left of Pravda there isn't much hope in the brains thingy 🙂

— JimW_in_ABQ (@JimW_in_NM) July 2, 2014

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https://twitter.com/CoFemale/status/484445284915617793

You're all idiots. RT @Salon If men could get pregnant, the Supreme Court NEVER would have issued their terrible Hobby Lobby ruling

— RBe (@RBPundit) July 2, 2014

@RBPundit I thought gender didn't exist? @Salon

— Kelly (@flyoverangel) July 2, 2014

@Thorrison @Salon If writers for Salon could write and/or think, they'd write somewhere else.

— We’re All Gonna Make It (@Weregnnamkeit) July 2, 2014

https://twitter.com/turbofaggots/status/484439406217285632
https://twitter.com/B30wu1f2/status/484439574673121280

A brief history lesson:

@Salon 9 men that couldn't get pregnant decided Roe v Wade, idiots. You are beyond parody. @GPollowitz

— Robert (@TheCheekyTaurus) July 2, 2014

Laughable bias has a short memory.

https://twitter.com/mullrainee/status/484439431051747328

Hmm, possibly.