Here’s one of the more pressing issues of the day: What does Melania Trump’s hair color really mean?

And it’s quite an in-depth exploration about all the possibilities, concluding this way:

As MSNBC keeps saying, “The walls are closing in” on this administration. If this is true, then it should not surprise us that after two years of steady brunette, FLOTUS takes flight with golden tresses. She has always been a weirdly apt barometer of this administration’s disjunction between onstage pronouncements and offstage actions. With this dramatic hair-color shift, Melania may be reflecting the latest deepening of this rift between appearance and reality.

Or she might have just felt like changing her hair color. You never know.

That goes without saying!