You’ve no doubt heard plenty of doom-and-gloom predictions about what man-made climate change will bring about if the world doesn’t quit powering progress with fossil fuels and instead switches to… an indeterminate “clean energy” source that could somehow accomplish the same thing. If that doesn’t happen, Wired Science has served up the direst of warnings about what awaits the next generation:

Anybody who’s lived long enough has seen stuff like this before, with a twist:

It’s surprising the eco-alarmists’ panic button still even works considering how often it’s been used.

Now they’ve got to make sure the prediction goes out far enough so there’s nobody alive to mock them when the latest doomsday predictions don’t come to fruition.

Obligatory:

Very likely, if we’re to believe some congressional Dems.