In a fundraising letter, Joe Biden wrote that he “can’t understand” why “the Republican Party is letting Ted Cruz lead their charge against Obamacare.”
Before long, Twitter was on fire with other #ThingsBidenCantUnderstand. Here are more things that might leave Joe scratching his head:
#ThingsBidenCantUnderstand Why salmon don't just charter a bus to get upstream.
— IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) September 29, 2013
#ThingsBidenCantUnderstand when the red light is blinking on the camera it means it is recording
— MoMo (@momoishere) September 29, 2013
#ThingsBidenCantUnderstand Refraining from saying anything stupid #tcot pic.twitter.com/ytq76IioQ4
— Mitch Behna (@MitchBehna) September 29, 2013
#ThingsBidenCantUnderstand His strained relationship with the African-American community. pic.twitter.com/OJxI9nK9HR
— Socialist Mop (@socialistmop) September 29, 2013
#ThingsBidenCantUnderstand Knowing that you shouldn't laugh at high unemployment #tcot pic.twitter.com/oN5XO1AYkq
— Mitch Behna (@MitchBehna) September 29, 2013
#ThingsBidenCantUnderstand Every day he writes in his diary. Dear diary this. Dear diary that. Damn diary has yet to write him back.
— Patriot Retort (@DiannyRants) September 29, 2013
https://twitter.com/OakRidgeStars/status/384451318770704386
#ThingsBidenCantUnderstand That you don't need a slight Indian accent to shop at 7-11 http://t.co/J8VvfrkOgG
— John Ruberry (@Marathonpundit) September 29, 2013
What to do after you rinse lather repeat all of the shampoo out of the bottle #ThingsBidenCantUnderstand
— Aubrey Kimball (@ok247365) September 29, 2013
#ThingsBidenCantUnderstand Why he isn't eligible for the DC Area Spelling Bee contest.
— Not a Serf (@psjohnson23) September 29, 2013
#ThingsBidenCantUnderstand. How Barbara Eden was able to get into that bottle.
— Donna Marie (@Donnamarieeee) September 29, 2013
#ThingsBidenCantUnderstand why the Catholic church refuses to change its view on abortion according to the dictates of the Democrats
— Bossy Brat (@JGalt09) September 29, 2013
#ThingsBidenCantUnderstand Why everything I do is labeled bad optics…I see just fine!
— Michael Dahmke (@michaeldahmke) September 29, 2013
#ThingsBidenCantUnderstand Why flirting with a biker chick in a biker bar is a bad thing pic.twitter.com/FMbrgby92I
— Mike aka Proof (@ProofBlog) September 29, 2013
Biden certainly hasn’t figured this one out:
#ThingsBidenCantUnderstand Why its unlawful to randomly discharge a shotgun in a residential neighborhood.
— Joe American (@MidAmericanGuy) September 29, 2013
More:
https://twitter.com/ForrestBH/status/384462318853042176
https://twitter.com/LolaGOP/status/384461745613701120
#ThingsBidenCantUnderstand That his debate with Paul Ryan was not supposed to be a Dent-u-Grip commercial…
— Bill (@louisbille) September 29, 2013
#ThingsBidenCantUnderstand Why his Secret Service codename is Clay Pigeon
— Objacktive (@TheJackOBrien) September 29, 2013
What a big F'in deal really is. pic.twitter.com/YNgnfNrMUI
— Shaughn (@Shaughn_A) September 29, 2013
#ThingsBidenCantUnderstand If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
— Mike aka Proof (@ProofBlog) September 29, 2013
#ThingsBidenCantUnderstand Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
— Mike aka Proof (@ProofBlog) September 29, 2013
#ThingsBidenCantUnderstand How the lights can be on, but nobody's home.
— Paula (@paula_carvin) September 29, 2013
#ThingsBidenCantUnderstand Why walking around with his fly down doesn't get the laughs it used to.
— Objacktive (@TheJackOBrien) September 29, 2013
#ThingsBidenCantUnderstand How he didn't seem to hurt the ticket.
— Bill (@louisbille) September 30, 2013
#ThingsBidenCantUnderstand Why it's a big deal to limit our double barrel shotguns to one shot … pic.twitter.com/0iSs61KiY4
— LOLDems (@LOLDems2012) September 29, 2013
#ThingsBidenCantUnderstand Why in HECK his doctor's nurse keeps saying this to him before she gives him a shot… pic.twitter.com/5xVTnNwjcW
— Natasha Fatale (@N_Fatale) September 29, 2013
#ThingsBidenCantUnderstand how people remember everyone's internet numbers
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) September 29, 2013
These two are last, but certainly not least:
https://twitter.com/UniteRight/status/384462577813958656
#ThingsBidenCantUnderstand Spelling any word over 2 letters. http://t.co/iNDppqhEpC
— Jeff Capell (@JeffCapell) September 29, 2013
A true classic.
