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AOL Announces It's Discontinuing Dial-Up Internet on September 30

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OK, so who knew that AOL still offered dial-up internet? There's a website that collects obsolete sounds, like rotary dial phones and fax machines, and now they can add that horrible squealing followed by static and a "ding-dong" that announced you'd successfully dialed into AOL, where you hoped to hear, "You've got mail!"

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This editor still has his AOL email address from the '90s and uses it exclusively for what he knows will be triggers for a flood of junk mail. AOL's still there, but you won't be able to connect your phone line to your dial-up modem anymore to log on.

Here's AOL co-founder Steve Case:

That's it.

So does Myspace.

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None of us will. 

This editor admits he watched the terrible "Clown in a Cornfield" Friday night, and one of the gags was the high school students trying to figure out how to call 911 on a rotary phone. These days you're old-fashioned if you still have a land line.

Somewhere there's a landfill composed entirely of AOL floppy disks and CD-ROMs.

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