It was September of 2019 when presidential candidate Joe Biden enthralled us all with his tale of really bad dude CornPop, whom he faced down at the community swimming pool where he worked as a lifeguard. It’s where Biden got most of his often-exaggerated experience with the civil rights movement, letting little black children amuse themselves with his leg hair: “I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun and the kids used to reach in the pool and rub my leg down and watch the hair come back up again,” he told a crowd that same day.
Here’s the CornPop story if you missed it:
This is BIZARRE!
Here's Joe Biden telling the story of his face-off with a gang of razor-wielding ne'er-do-wells led by a guy named 'Corn Pop.' pic.twitter.com/DddRtWgdza— Eddie Zipperer (@EddieZipperer) September 15, 2019
As fake as the story sounded, the media felt the need to cover for the president and managed to track down CornPop, who had died in 2006.
Dr. Mark Young wonders if we’re looking at this whole incident from the wrong perspective:
What if CornPop was a really Good Dude and was just protecting small children from a creepy lifeguard that wanted his Leg hair petted? https://t.co/fniidTas9c
— Dr. Mark Young (@MarkYoungTruth) September 24, 2022
Maybe CornPop’s death wasn’t an accident … just speculating.
— Jeff Ellington 🪕 (@Jeff__Ellington) September 24, 2022
😂😂😂😂😂
— Brian😎🎸 (@BrianGoodwin8) September 24, 2022
Rock on corn pop
— Deplorable Viking 🏈🐸🏍🚂🍺 (@jedrice1) September 24, 2022
— Mike mitton (@Mmitton2008) September 24, 2022
“Cornpop“ was actually a guy trying to keep Joe away from kids. Real name was “porn cop“ but Joe screwed that one up too.
— Chris Tuffer (@RealChrisTuffer) September 24, 2022
— jrj (@svoter_jrj) September 24, 2022
— Chuck Johnson (@cjjrm) September 24, 2022
— Swamp Janitorial Service (@ServiceSwamp) September 24, 2022
I think he was
— boss (@somewhatofaboss) September 24, 2022
Funny how CornPop died before he was able to tell his side of the story during the 2008 campaign season. Where was Hillary then?
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Related:
Someone dubbed in Joe Biden's remarks about 'Corn Pop' into the animatronic version in the Hall of Presidents at Disney and IT IS PERFECT https://t.co/ta99XvVWFm
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) August 5, 2021
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