OK, we’ve read the story in the Washington Free Beacon, and we’re about 100 percent sure that Andrew Stiles was just kidding around when he wrote up a piece on Bernie Sanders’ “suspiciously smooth forehead” at Wednesday night’s Democratic debate. We were monitoring Twitter at the time, and to our eyes, the hotter topic was why Elizabeth Warren’s eyebrows haven’t moved in weeks.
Anyway, here’s the look into #Smoothgate. We’re not taking it seriously, but we’re putting up a post because there are some great responses.
Bernie Sanders Flaunts Suspiciously Smooth Forehead at Democratic Debatehttps://t.co/OgMXyokkA3 pic.twitter.com/y1UDTFZ2a4
— Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) November 21, 2019
who is that young fiesty firebrand? i simply must vote for him
— Baldylocks #NeverCorbyn (@McDermott42) November 21, 2019
He was sucking the blood of the youth at Ariana grande’s concert that’s how they disappeared
— Kitty Dupree (@TheeKittyDupree) November 21, 2019
— El Taco Pequeño? (@1tacopequeno) November 21, 2019
Smooth Bernie is easily the funniest conspiracy theory this year pic.twitter.com/9gZcydJHI6
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) November 21, 2019
I’m sorry QAnon doesn’t even come close
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) November 21, 2019
— Melvin O'Houlihan (@smoltrashprince) November 21, 2019
Smooth Bernie lives pic.twitter.com/0TWnE9BEO8
— Haunted Pappy Thomas (@OldPappyThomas) November 21, 2019
"this time, we're going to be smooth"
— Brett Banditelli (@banditelli) November 21, 2019
Smooth Bernie vs. Coarse Bernie
Choose your fighter pic.twitter.com/Rl1myVJucF— dew claw (@twinksweat) November 21, 2019
If Sanders’ forehead last night were an avocado, you’d be foolish to pluck it off the shelf. Compare that to his forehead in previous photos, which we rated 4/5 on our ripeness scale. Something is amiss.
— Shart Garfunkel ? (@MuskTillDawn) November 21, 2019
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) November 21, 2019
Our boy is HYDRATED
— ???? ℙ?????? (@Anarcish) November 21, 2019
I would note in addition that it no longer reflects light either. Very suspicious.
— Gallifreyan Jedi (@JediofGallifrey) November 21, 2019
He used to have thin skin but they made it thicker using science
— Potato ? Facts (@venturecommunis) November 21, 2019
— Far-Right Host of Popular Teatime Word Quiz (@BSTheTruth) November 21, 2019
You've been hit by, you've been struck by
— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) November 21, 2019
A Smooth Candidate
— Melissa Jo (@Missa1969) November 21, 2019
Debate audience is chanting, "Smooth Bernie" to the tune of "lock her up" and "build that wall".
— ?Sandwich Judge (@SandwichJudge) November 21, 2019
Soros-funded botox
— rob collins (@cobrollins) November 21, 2019
Sorry Sanders but your ruse is over
We know you took a trip to the clone vats and replaced yourself with a smoother copy
— Beebs?? (@Ben_The_Nose) November 21, 2019
I will only be voting for ~*ENHANCED BERNIE*~ thank you
— metal dot november ugh whatever (@metaltxt) November 21, 2019
Smooth Bernie is dope
— DEPUTY VAN HALEN (@emceebiscuit) November 21, 2019
My Therapist: Smooth Bernie can't hurt you, he isn't real.
Smooth Bernie: ENHANCED
— Raine ? @ MFF (@RaineSkunk) November 21, 2019
Botox is a human right
— PhillyAl (@PhillyAlB) November 21, 2019
“Suspiciously Smooth” is my new Tinder bio.
— Stefan Scary Czech (@sirstefan) November 21, 2019
He didn’t have a heart attack, he was getting some work done, gurl ???
— Si (@SoldierMedicSi) November 21, 2019
Bernie coming out of that hospital like: pic.twitter.com/fxU0o9ehuV
— Yoyo Threes (@YoyoLameName) November 21, 2019
The B-600s had rubber skin. We spotted them easy.
— Pokemon Buddy Hield (@TheDoctorCarson) November 21, 2019
They’re using the spare Bernie. The normal one is on tour with AOC.
— Alex (@TXwatie) November 21, 2019
He's obviously had his head polished ?
— Benoit Ranque (@RanqueBenoit) November 21, 2019
I’m enjoying the remastered Bernie HD remake
— NO SIR E (@NOSIRE) November 21, 2019
All I’m saying is, look into it.
— Breaking Norfolk (@breakingnorfolk) November 21, 2019
I was actually noticing how smooth Warren's neck was for a seventy year old woman.
— B ATWELL ? (@atwellorama) November 21, 2019
There’s a lot of Botox on that stage I got news for you
— Twinks Against Fascism (@endCapitalismmm) November 21, 2019
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— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) November 21, 2019
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