We’re really not sure how to interpret “as described to CBS News,” as the story on their website appears to contain a transcript of the memo that the whistleblower wrote after talking to an unnamed White House official who listened to the entirety of the call with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky and was “visibly shaken” by it, calling what he’d heard “crazy” and “frightening.”

At least we think we have that right.

Or puppets.


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