We’d thought there was nowhere else for Rachel Dolezal to go once she’d published her 2017 memoir, “In Full Color: Finding My Place in a Black and White World,” in which she described “her harrowing childhood as a pale, blond girl growing up poor on the side of a Montana mountain.”
We’d forgotten that other holiday bookstore staple, though: the wall calendar.
Me: “I don’t know how 2017 can get worse.”
2017: “Hold my beer.” pic.twitter.com/Ps6r0BIhuI— Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu) December 7, 2017
Dolezal is selling through her website (for $18.99) a 2018 wall calendar is promising professional portrait photos, inspirational quotes, and dozens of important birthdays and black history facts.
Now we know what Rachel Dolezal is getting everyone on her Kwanza list.
— ? Turkey with a K ? (@imaginaryerika) December 7, 2017
— Adam Scherer (@TurtletaubQ) December 7, 2017
— Celticfeminist?????️? (@celticfeminist) December 7, 2017
— Before the Rain aka Seth Rogen’s Cyber Advisor (@BTRTSR) December 7, 2017
— Mr InDQredible (@DQ_Doo1) December 7, 2017
— Kate Stark (@katestark) December 7, 2017
This may be the best gag gift of the holiday season.
— Ian Fortey wants your stuffing (@IanFortey) December 7, 2017
I can't. I just can't with this.
— L.R. “Idiotisms and Proverbs” Jonté (@LJonte) December 7, 2017
Why, for the love of God why?
— Dr. Kim (@kwooldr57) December 7, 2017
https://twitter.com/JenVesp/status/938885998854983680
— Anne E. Terpstra (@anneeterpstra) December 7, 2017
Burn it all to the ground.
— Adam Salsman (@asalsman) December 7, 2017
— Dadaist DM (@jollygreenpapa) December 7, 2017
I mean…… pic.twitter.com/wMa5n8EvOK
— Abhijeeth Vijay (@ab_tal) December 7, 2017
I hope this is the clock chiming 13 on her 15 minutes…
— AutographedCat ?️? ?️⚧️, Agent of G.I.R.L. (@autographedcat) December 7, 2017
— Surly Temple (@lauren_marie78) December 7, 2017
— Nunya Business (@Egads_Man) December 7, 2017
I thought all the glamor shot studios at the malls had closed. Huh.
— Michele (@Lakeffect49) December 7, 2017
smh… Dolezal has done some interviews where I actually kinda "got" how she wound up where she did. I've even defended her. But this?
— Boomer Brett (@TheChandlerDude) December 7, 2017
Who in the world would want this???
— julia (@juliat33) December 7, 2017
Wow. It CAN get worse.
And I can't unsee what I just saw.
— Pete Masalsky (@PMasalsky) December 7, 2017
https://twitter.com/ChuckingHell/status/938874811840958464
— International House of Demon Kat (@Demonkatz) December 7, 2017
This wins.
— Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu) December 7, 2017
* * *
Related:
Now identifying as African-American, Rachel Dolezal explains her trans-blackness to CNN
Join the conversation as a VIP Member