Jackpot: Chris Hayes’ first-ever tweet is solid Twitter gold

are you out there god?

— Joan Walsh (@joanwalsh) January 17, 2009

Looking out the window and quietly crying into my sweater/

— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) April 11, 2007

I can't top that.

— Tyler McNally (@Tyler_McNally) March 18, 2014

Someone screencap that now.

— Tyler McNally (@Tyler_McNally) March 18, 2014

When your favorite Netflix show ends pic.twitter.com/pvI70GPNDs

— Drew (@FigDrewton) March 18, 2014

.@chrislhayes: Looking out the window and quietly crying into my sweater/ Somehow this is everything I expected. It's so rewarding.

— Trey Garrison (@TreyGarrisonHW) March 18, 2014

Not a onesie? RT @chrislhayes: Looking out the window and quietly crying into my sweater/

— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) March 18, 2014

Someone tell me when I'm on Twitchy.

— Tyler McNally (@Tyler_McNally) March 18, 2014