The Associated Press has been trying to keep up with the rest of the mainstream media in their race to the bottom, and the venerated AP managed a quick sprint forward today with its tweet announcing the impending motherhood of Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie. Fergie sang the Black Eyed Peas hit “My Humps,” get it? But “lady lump”?

Now see, if BuzzFeed had tweeted that it would have been cool, right? The AP never gets to have any fun.