Greta Thunberg Calls for 'Global Uprising' for Gaza, but She Should Rise Up Against Her Hair Stylist

Back in June, Greta Thunberg was detained by Israeli forces after attempting to sail to Gaza. She must have enjoyed her time in Israeli custody, despite her claims she was 'kidnapped,' because she's doing it again.

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NEW - Greta Thunberg, about to set sail to Gaza, "this story is also about a global uprising, about how people are stepping up when our governments fail to do so." pic.twitter.com/wq3JLFrpHv

— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) August 31, 2025

Girl, whoever told you bangs looked good was lying to you.

Greta’s last attempt at “fueling the global uprising” went great pic.twitter.com/MhYy8IvABu

— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) August 31, 2025

So great.

pic.twitter.com/fwhHN7d3Xf

— Vincent Charles: Roi De Tout, (Ret.) (@YesThatVCharles) August 31, 2025

Heh.

A lot of people dont know this, but Greta uses a sharpened rock tool to cut her hair because of the carbon used in scissor making

— Chris Nodimas🍄 (@CholeraFan) August 31, 2025

LMAO.

Her royal lineage goes back centuries. pic.twitter.com/sZpaDHukcU

— Shooting News Weekly (@SN_Weekly_) August 31, 2025

'Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.'

She’s irrelevant.

— Gunther Eagleman™ (@GuntherEagleman) August 31, 2025

She was never relevant.

Hair stylist: So, what look are you going for?
Greta: I'm looking for something that really brings out my autism.
Hair stylist: Say no more. https://t.co/A5aL9aXUS1

— theRoddick (@OriginalRoddick) August 31, 2025

Aaaaaand we're dead.

This haircut is why they don’t let retarded kids have scissors https://t.co/sDcg5rQv7V

— Magills (@magills_) August 31, 2025

We're never leaving X. NEVER.

Why does she look like a Dutch pilgrim? Lord Farquaad looking little doom goblin. https://t.co/2upwlcSc2q

— The Dank Knight 🦇 (@capeandcowell) August 31, 2025

Crying. Laughing.

"WTF??" - Skeletor https://t.co/g2eDZBLCoL

— NeverTweet (@LOLNeverTweet) August 31, 2025

Hahahaha. She does look like He-Man.

We all have that one cousin who cuts their own bangs https://t.co/25ipxunvYV

— Fall of Rome 2.0 in 4K (@still_a_nerd) August 31, 2025

Greta is that cousin.

She manages to squeeze in genocide, climate, environment, colonization, and fascism in a 25 second sound bite. https://t.co/T0v2srruWW pic.twitter.com/U0Qf2XQEbl

— Nick McCormick (@Lifelongcynick) August 31, 2025

Truly amazing.