'What are you smoking?' Dianne Feinstein wants to protect kids from 'flavored drugs'

If there's one customer a Drug Dealer craves it's a child with no money.

— Wudder Herzog (@FanSince09) March 30, 2017

Dianne Feinstein is really worried, you guys. For The Children™:

(1/2) There are many instances of drug dealers altering flavor and packaging of cocaine or methamphetamines to appeal to children.

— Senator Dianne Feinstein (@SenFeinstein) March 30, 2017

(2/2) Our bill gives law enforcement new tools to prosecute drug dealers who target children with flavored drugs. https://t.co/wfTHRBfdhh

— Senator Dianne Feinstein (@SenFeinstein) March 30, 2017

Is DiFi under the influence of any of these flavored drugs?

Dianne Feinstein, United States Senator. pic.twitter.com/tMlbAROR9N

— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) March 30, 2017

Seriously, what on earth is she talking about?

Citation please

— Chuckie R. Law (@dblsuited) March 30, 2017

Can you please provide attribution to this claim?

— James & The Giant Impeachment ?️‍? (@CodePwnie) March 30, 2017

Please show me one instance of this

— Bяyan (@MurderBryan) March 30, 2017

Can you cite two instances?

— the good donald (@do_rand) March 30, 2017

source? this does not happen

— Listen to @onbeliefpod & @ongriefpodcast Li'l ? (@karengeier) March 30, 2017

This doesn't happen. You've been watching too many Dragnet reruns.

— Jeff Adams (@JeffAdams82) March 30, 2017

"many instances" …cite one, please

— Deepstate-Fried Turkey (@ampersine) March 30, 2017

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You CAN'T be serious. Show us some data, please.

— Mike Jackson (@mkjcksn) March 30, 2017

pic.twitter.com/0JOufWFRMP

— Nick Wing (@nickpwing) March 30, 2017

https://twitter.com/a_p_crowley/status/847558137364205570

Don't you have actual existing problems to focus on?

— ? Spooky JD ? (@Spiteful_Fox) March 30, 2017

This probably-barely-even-real-at-best issue is where you're putting your efforts right now? FFS

— CB (@ascannerburkely) March 30, 2017

At this point, there’s really only one thing left to do: Mock her. Mercilessly.

https://twitter.com/zacksoto/status/847556488579002368

Where can I get bubble gum flavored cocaine? #AskingForAFriend https://t.co/7XyIdrcr2y

— Mickey White (@BiasedGirl) March 30, 2017

https://twitter.com/mrjhnsn/status/847562806366846977

If they made cocaine that tasted like candy I'd have tried cocaine by now

— marcofestivus (@mabbossahm) March 30, 2017

Cocaine flavors, ranked:

1. Tropical
2. Razzleberry
3. Pumpkin spice (fall only)
4. Cool mint
5. Chocotastic
6. Gorilla grape https://t.co/TgyLJ7acXR

— Grant Brisbee (@GrantBrisbee) March 30, 2017

Hey kid, want some coke?

No way!

How 'bout some cherry-flavored coke?

*snorts all the lines*https://t.co/nlGq3rfHzI

— The H2 (@TheH2) March 30, 2017

https://twitter.com/DaveBurian/status/847565876375179270

https://twitter.com/richard_larue/status/847562034896097280

https://twitter.com/decidersdecider/status/847558020192063488

Can confirm, I bought this bag of blow from a dealer, and on top of that the straw that came with it wasn't hollow and it was useless pic.twitter.com/aTT7XulpjB

— Juggalocialism (@UweBollocks) March 30, 2017

https://twitter.com/formerftt/status/847566134039674882

"Wow, this cocaine tastes slightly less like kerosene and slightly more like Extreme Sour Apple. I'm hooked!" – no child ever

— Jett Goldsmith (@JettGoldsmith) March 30, 2017

https://twitter.com/IncookieCook/status/847563632388915201

kiddos must be pretty wealthy to support a coke habit

— This Old Grouse ? (@sylvia_laugh) March 30, 2017

So you know as much about drugs as you do guns???

— That effort (@donnakaye2014) March 30, 2017

Pretty much.