Well, folks, Team Trump has finally responded to those allegations about campaign manager Corey Lewandowski manhandling Breitbart reporter Michelle Fields.

And while this is about what we’ve come to expect from the Trump camp, that doesn’t make it any less appalling:

Whoa.

Un. Real.

Not to mention there were eyewitnesses:

Their commitment to integrity and keeping their story straight, however, is apparently less solid.

Something smells very rotten in Camp Trump.

Time for a new Trump tagline?

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Update:

‘Disavow this, Teflon Don’! Michelle Fields: Did these bruises ‘just magically’ appear? [photo]

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Breitbart Editor-at-Large: ‘Trump should fire Lewandowski immediately. No excuses.’

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Report: Breitbart has suspended Patrick Howley over deleted Michelle Fields tweets [screenshot]