Here’s the proof:


True story!

This post was brought to you by the letter “j.”



But, bridge! How hard did winter storm #Janus hit journos?

  • Mister A

    Flight will probably be cancelled, but it ‘Depends’ on the weather.

    • BlahBlah

      Flight is Poised to be cancelled, but it Depends on the weather.

      fixed it for ya,

  • Rock ThisTown

    That’s one storm of which you don’t want to be in the eye.

  • Mister A

    Paging the graphics department… will Hugh Jainus please pick up the red phone?

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    I’m sure they “rectified” the situation.

  • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

    Just a fart in a whirlwind.

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    I sure hope it doesn’t make a mess of the SuperBowl.

    • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

      Better bring a poncho and LOTS of hand sanitizer just to be safe.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    The Great Storm Orifice.

  • The Masked Avatar

    I said it before and I’ll say it again; We are living in Idiocracy.

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    What kind of butthead would make a mistake like that?

  • Andy Rigo ✓ᵗᵉʳʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    This snowstorm not only made the streets dangerous, it just plain rectum!

    • TugboatPhil ✓Mate

      That was a work of art!

  • Andy Rigo ✓ᵗᵉʳʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    All that graphic needs is a colon before the “anus.”

    • Pat Loudoun

      Kudos for the anatomically correct comment.

  • Maxx

    Opinions, are apparently, now like winter storms.

  • Finrod Felagund

    Whoever created that graphic really stunk it up.

  • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

    Lot of pucker factor there.

  • GaryTheBrave

    Who’s to say it wasn’t a purposeful mistake.

  • RblDiver

    Hey Obama, care to stop screwing America and switch to a winter storm?

  • Nightvalzin

    I don’t know how, but somehow de Blasio got not only his head, but his whole body in there.

  • CanuckInPA

    Rectum? The storm damn near killed them!

  • Pat Loudoun

    To think that at first I thought naming winter storms was a sh!tty idea…

    • ErikandKathy Muller

      OMG…you made my day!!!

  • Dexter Alarius

    There’s a lot of wind breaking around there.

  • Dexter Alarius

    Without thunder, this storm was definitely silent but deadly.

  • CO2 Producer

    Oh, man. With sphincter and everything.

  • SammFan

    Ok. But, the graphic “snowflake” next to it greatly compounded the text fail.

  • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    I was wondering why the snow outside wasn’t white…

  • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Weather Channel officials have told their graphics department to scat…

    It is the turd worst storm this year…

    The forecast is for 8 to 10 inches of blowing snow, with some corn and peanuts mixed in…

    To be fair, the graphics department wasn’t just exhausted, they were really pooped…

    I’m sure there’ll be a defecate of good weather for a while…

    Did you know that three of the Weather Channel’s meteorologists are graduates of the Sam Houston Institute of Technology?

    I’m told that in NYC, road clearing has been delayed for the more effluent neighborhoods…

    Wanna keep going with this?

  • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    FEMA has just responded to disaster relief requests with 1,500 tons of Charmin Ultra…

  • LegalizeShemp

    “Is that a chiron malfunction?” Sincerely, Janet Jackson

  • LegalizeShemp

    That’s a mistake, somebody was supposed to use the list of Winter Storm names, instead they accidentally used the list of Mudslide names.

  • Republicanvet

    I’m thinkin someone must of had some Habaneros.

    …and that storm is just prairie doggin DC…

  • James McEnanly

    I expect that there will be a great deal of shouting about the next one. It is scheduled to be named Khan.

    • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Okay, EVERYBODY!!! Just remember, do NOT tell William Shatner that little factoid!

      • James McEnanly

        Or Zachary Quinto. He was doing the yelling in the current movie.

        • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          Yeah, that whole ending scene was a reversal rip off of Wrath of KHAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!

  • Guest

    small things amuse small minds

  • stellatruman

    well the storm was a turd in terms of the commotion it created and the actual snow that fell

  • Guest

    The next winter storm will be named Gasol.

  • Ken Alan Draper

    Man, what crappy weather.

  • rssllue

    Oh, no! The meteorologists actually needed to go outside to tell us the weather and not just check their computer simulations! The horror!

  • JD Son

    Bring plenty of paper to clean up the spatter marks from the storm.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      There’s not enough TP on the PLANET to clean up that mess!…. Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Thomas Wictor

    Winter Storm Janus? So even our weather is two-faced in this era? When does this all stop?

  • SupplyGuy

    Yeah, I got nothing.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Same Polar Vortex (…DRINK!), different Storm name….Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Donald-Now2x/Sarc-w/0calories

    Time to try cloud seeding with Kaopectate, to see if we can decrease the ebb and ‘flow’ of the storm. I know my idea is a bit ‘cheesy’ butt, we have to try dump-thing.

  • PCTLawyer .

    IMO, the “J” is there — it is obscured by the ring immediately to the let of the “A”.

    Goofy oversight not realizing that the background would obscure the “J”, though.