Oh, goody!

President Obama will address the nation today about his namesake health care legislation:

We’re sure that this time, it’s gonna be good. Like, really good. Right?

Heh.

President Fix-it to the rescue! We’re doing anticipatory shots and keg stands.

https://twitter.com/Avs2Hawksfan/status/401004496660082688

Awww, poor Adriana.

https://twitter.com/jabernathy80/status/401004280376995840

We predict “Republicans,” “not,” “my,” and “fault.” And plenty of other blame-y stuff.

CNN’s Dana Bash offers a clue:

About that:

But we’ll have to wait to know for sure.

More previews from Bash:

Fantastic!

There’s more still:

Is it legal? Who cares? President Obama operates outside the law. He’s such a rebel that way.

Obama logic, baby!

Yeah, this is shaping up to be one hell of a speech.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.

  • http://www.thepiratescove.us/ William_Teach

    Dan says 1135, so I’m taking 1158 in the start of speech pool

    • puggish

      You’re quite an optimist.

    • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (the true one)

      I won’t bother to listen to it, want to keep my lunch down.

      • ObamaFail

        I can tell you what he’s going to say, “Insurance companies cancelling policies BLAH BLAH BLAH I’m uncancelling them BLAH BLAH BLAH Republicans passed Obamacare without reading it BLAH BLAH BLAH I had nothing to do with it.”

        • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (the true one)

          Exactly.

        • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

          and…BOOOOOSH!

          • ObamaFail

            And also, that Ted Cruz introduced the initial legislation that put Obamacare in place. And if you point out to Obama that Cruz wasn’t even in the Senate when Obamacare was passed? Well then you’re just a racist.

        • conservativechick

          Another lecture without answering any questions. Ugh. So sick of the Blame Game.

          • ObamaFail

            It’s the only one he has.

  • BoscoBolt

    obama to fix o’care disaster with a speech …

    “I resign.”

    • ObamaFail

      He is a big enough coward that he’d probably resign and run away from his mess and leave Biden to try to clean it up. It’d be hilarious if he did. I suspect what he’s really just going to do is lie.

      • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

        Other than the last five years, what makes you say that? 😉

        • ObamaFail

          How do I know Obama’s a coward? The fact that when corruption is exposed in his administration (IRS scandal being one), he claims to not know what’s going on until he hears it in the news. That’s cowardice.

          • TheRedCoat92

            I’ve never understood that method: “when corruption is exposed in his administration (IRS scandal being one), he claims to not know what’s going on until he hears it in the news”, like, ok so what’s he pleading here, incompetence?

          • ObamaFail

            He’s totally pleading incompetence. Like anyone will believe that the President of the United States of America has no idea what’s going on in the government.

          • TheRedCoat92

            But, of course, pointing out the obvious that, THAT’S NOT ANY BETTER would be racist.
            All things considered, it’s amazing it’s taken so long for his popularity/honesty ratings to start slipping in the polls. How have his drones put up with this for so long?

          • ObamaFail

            Blissful ignorance, and a lot of drugs (allegedly).

          • TheRedCoat92

            You’d think it would get boring, being that empty-headed, but I guess that’s where the (alleged) drugs come in, eh?

    • WhoMeToo

      don’t give me hope…..

    • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (the true one)

      I wish he would, but don’t count on it. He will do something spectacularly stupid and blatantly illegal, on top of all other illegal things, and blame the Republicans at the same time.

      The left will hold him up as a hero, instead of the criminal he is.

      • ObamaFail

        And the libs will rejoice. Until the next batch of problems from Obamacare hit and they all start losing their minds.

    • conservativechick

      YES, PLEASE!

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      It would save America!

    • https://www.facebook.com/pages/Captain-Americas-Wife/162958907243936 Captain America’s Wife

      Brilliant!

  • ObamaFail

    Let me guess, it’s going to be Obama saying everything is fine, and if it wasn’t for Republicans being terrorists everything would be fine. How far into the speech do you guys think it’ll be before he calls it RepublicanCare?

  • ObamaFail

    What is the biggest difference between Richard Nixon and Barack Obama?

    • thedumbblonde

      Nixon was actually a decent president.

      • ObamaFail

        And was at least man enough to own up to his own actions and resigned. He didn’t claim not to know what was happening in his own administration until he heard it on the news like that other guy.

  • Clayton Grant

    Kick that can past Nov 2014. Kick it hard!

    • conservativechick

      That’s what it’s all about! They had their chance and they chose to attack Ted Cruz? Now they WANT a delay? I say NO. You passed this law, you deal with facing your constituents.

  • Tin

    “BREAKING: Whitey Bulger gets two life sentences plus five years”

    What’s up with the NYPost tweet??

  • ObamaFail

    Obama is trying to desperately put the blame on insurance companies, and idiots will believe it. But those of us living in reality knows that the only reason insurance companies had to drop people from their coverage is because under Obamacare’s regulations and rules, those people no longer met the requirements the new law requires. So it’s still all Obamacare’s fault. The insurance companies are just complying with the law.

  • TocksNedlog

    Can’t wait to see the ‘human props’ for this one!

    • ObamaFail

      It’ll be people who never had insurance to begin with pretending to be people who lost insurance.

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    And when the speech fails to work, he’ll try to fix Obamacare by playing golf.

    It’s literally all he knows how to do!

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      He knows Marx, Saul, Stalin, MalcolmX in every vein that runs through him.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    uhm…Please, Mr. 0’Bait’NSwitcher-Redistributor send us an awards trophy for Not attending or watching your speech? What?!?…You, you ran out of other peoples money.

  • TJ

    Only stupid people would want to keep their substandard junk plans. When they can get all the new benefits mandated in Obamacare coverage. /Nov 10th.

    You can keep your substandard junk plan but will make the evil insurance companies tell you that you have a substandard junk plan. We will just waive like a dictator what qualifies as a substandard junk plan for a year. But you still need to certify you have insurance to the IRS even if it is a junk plan or get a fine /Today.

    • ObamaFail

      That raises a question to WhoDat who has been parroting the “junk plans” talking point. If people’s plans were so bad, why are they so angry about losing them and why are the Dems suddenly getting desperate to let them keep those “junk plans?”

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      They are just delaying the complete take over Private Practice Physicians and Privately Owned Hospitals.

      They will compel these doctors and hospitals that they will accept the government pay and regulation and for them into being government doctors and hospitals or be sued/run out of business by taxes.
      Remember any corporations that was delayed, their insurance providers are already the Govt Exchange Providers…
      Have lived under this before, and it is NOT pretty and no pretty stories to tell.

      We all were warned Trevor:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK2_trRPRk
      Please pass this on.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Folks, we were warned…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK2_trRPRk
    We have to Repeal this or America is gone…
    Please pass this on.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    We have our druthers, we’ll stick with >>his speeches and his books…

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    “The battle between Liberty and Tyranny is perpetual.” – Mark Levin

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    The Greatest Hijacking of America’s HealthCare System brought to you by Obama + his Leftist!

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Thank you Lachlan Markay for your tweet:
    James Madison weighs in on the president’s Obamacare fix http://t.co/FlA79wfaAH—
    Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) November 14, 2013

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Transcript of the above:
      The internal effects of a mutable policy are still more calamitous. It poisons the blessing of liberty itself. It will be of little avail to the people, that the laws are made by men of their own choice, if the laws be so voluminous that they cannot be read, or so incoherent that they cannot be understood; if they
      be repealed or revised before they are promulgated, or undergo such incessant changes that no man, who knows what the law is to-day, can guess what it will be to-morrow. Law is defined to be a rule of action; but how can that be a rule, which is little known, and less fixed?
      James Madison – Founding Father, 4th President of the United States of America

  • AmericanMom

    Reminder to Barry: send a copy to the UK to complete their set of speeches.

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Aside:

    This is greatest headline yet:

    “Calling all bros and hos!”

    lol