Scores of Twitter users were shocked to learn that the recently acquitted George Zimmerman won a $37 million Florida Lottery jackpot:
"This is just fantastic. Life is good." – George Zimmerman on winning a $37 million Florida Lottery jackpot http://t.co/34R1N8A9se
— The Onion (@TheOnion) July 16, 2013
And thus, The Onion’s tally of gullible — and very angry — trolling victims climbs ever higher:
Zimmerman busses case, then wins the lottery. $37Mill.
— Stevie J JR. (@JR_HarlemMickey) July 16, 2013
Zimmerman won the lottery,somebody better rob his ass
— KK Xantana (@KingKapone15) July 16, 2013
This guy Zimmerman gets away with murder then wins the fuckin lottery!!!!! What the fuck!!!
— Jared Allison (@J_allison7) July 16, 2013
DAMN ZIMMERMAN WON THE LOTTERY WTF. You kill a young black man get found not guilty then turn around and hit the lottery. #WHEREISJUSTICE
— AceBoonCoon (@MyAceBoogie) July 16, 2013
George Zimmerman won the Florida state lottery for $37 million yo! Foh , that bitch need to rot somewhere ?????
— ✨ (@iamshe____) July 16, 2013
Zimmerman won the lottery that don't mean shit even rich niggas get killed nobody's untouchable
— A1⃣NoSteakSauce (@TreySmallz) July 16, 2013
This mother fucker Zimmerman the lottery….. Wtf is goin on in the world?
— UnBothered (@BlackMumba_69) July 16, 2013
So Zimmerman wins 37 million dollars in the Florida State Lottery? #fuckhim
— ToriBruhh (@SheMoanTori) July 16, 2013
Wait Zimmerman won the lottery?! What the FUCK?!!
— fanm kreyol (@its_frannie) July 16, 2013
George Zimmerman done won the fucking lottery wth!
— Flamez (@Unique_King_) July 16, 2013
(Hat tip: @brkolo)