Scores of Twitter users were shocked to learn that the recently acquitted George Zimmerman won a $37 million Florida Lottery jackpot:
"This is just fantastic. Life is good." – George Zimmerman on winning a $37 million Florida Lottery jackpot http://t.co/34R1N8A9se
— The Onion (@TheOnion) July 16, 2013
And thus, The Onion’s tally of gullible — and very angry — trolling victims climbs ever higher:
Zimmerman busses case, then wins the lottery. $37Mill.
Lord.
— Alhaji J. | HM’ ??♂️ (@JR_HarlemMickey) July 16, 2013
https://twitter.com/CheckQOut/status/357235148963586049
Zimmerman won the lottery,somebody better rob his ass
— HoodRich Keem? (@PainsRevenge13) July 16, 2013
https://twitter.com/Ratchet_Glendy/status/357235256350343168
https://twitter.com/xXRestInPeaceEJ/status/357235031850225666
https://twitter.com/FuckY0_Feelings/status/357234607978065921
This guy Zimmerman gets away with murder then wins the fuckin lottery!!!!! What the fuck!!!
— Jared Allison (@J_allison7) July 16, 2013
https://twitter.com/desii_stone/status/357234585307856896
DAMN ZIMMERMAN WON THE LOTTERY WTF. You kill a young black man get found not guilty then turn around and hit the lottery. #WHEREISJUSTICE
— AceBoonCoon (@MyAceBoogie) July 16, 2013
George Zimmerman won the Florida state lottery for $37 million yo! Foh , that bitch need to rot somewhere ?????
— ✨ (@xoamira_) July 16, 2013
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Zimmerman won the lottery that don't mean shit even rich niggas get killed nobody's untouchable
— TreyFRMtheCyph?? (@Trey730_) July 16, 2013
This mother fucker Zimmerman the lottery….. Wtf is goin on in the world?
— Shittin Me? (@BlackMumba_69) July 16, 2013
https://twitter.com/ItsKenriJc/status/357235253842153472
So Zimmerman wins 37 million dollars in the Florida State Lottery? #fuckhim
— tostone (@blaqTori) July 16, 2013
Wait Zimmerman won the lottery?! What the FUCK?!!
— Tica ?? (@its_frannie) July 16, 2013
https://twitter.com/Unique_King_/status/357235195616837632
https://twitter.com/StefanSoWavy/status/357235004926992384
https://twitter.com/SalJustCoolin/status/357234304528547840
Oof.
(Hat tip: @brkolo)
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