It’s tough keeping track of your pills and bills when you’re constantly worrying about Sarah Palin’s uterus. Andrew Sullivan knows that better than anyone, so he’s asking for help:

I’m looking for someone to help me get my life better organized so I can focus more effectively on the Dish, journalism, writing, thinking. The job includes everything that you can imagine: from managing my calendar, setting up travel arrangements, dealing with press inquiries, to handling my in-box, helping me manage real estate, occasional dog-sitting and walking, keeping track of my regimen of medications with doctors and insurance companies, and the conventional office-work the job usually entails.

What that job entails, according to Sully, is being “pro-active in getting shit done.” The pay is “modest,” but the life lessons are sure to be invaluable. Who wouldn’t want to seize this sweet, sweet gig?

https://twitter.com/LoganDobson/status/330033204792815616

Yeah, we’re guessing it might get dirty …

Actually, we know a guy who might be interested:

https://twitter.com/LoganDobson/status/330035747526680576

Those two crazy kids might just find a way to make it work!

  • Elaine

    Will someone please send him binder?

  • DeBaliviere

    Andrew Sullivan seeking someone to “handle his in-box” = Hostile Work Environment

    • Joe W.

      Use surgical gloves….

  • twinx

    I hear Sandra Fluke is free…

    • DeBaliviere

      …but not crab-free. :-(

      • twinx

        All the better!

    • Joe W.

      That’s not what I hear on campus….

    • Guest

      AND she gives air miles…

  • jetch

    hmmm, he doesn’t mention anything on benefits like health insurance, vacation, time off. How much you wanna bet he isn’t paying for any of that, especially health insurance?

  • http://twitter.com/Gator_Country Stephen K

    If you apply, better make sure all your shots are up to date.

    • Elaine

      Ouch!

  • DeBaliviere

    Adam Carolla built a pirate ship. Now Andy Sullivan’s building a buƗƗ-pirate ship. ♂♂

    • Slapweasel

      A little ‘slur-ry’, but I’ll bite.

      …That gives a whole new meaning to “raising the jolly-roger”.

  • Jeremy

    suddenly millions of personal assistant job seekers screamed all at once.

  • Jeremy
  • Joe W.

    Must be able to care for the stable of gerbils…..

    • http://twitter.com/BrianPHovland Brian H (wackobird)

      AKA-“Death Row”

  • Guest

    Extra consideration given to someone who is a devout pansexual Socialist,
    easily dominated, having no teeth and large, protruding ears.
    Oh wait….does Obama have real teeth,
    just askin’

  • Hand of Doom

    So, what exactly is this “Modest” salary for a lean operation Sullivan is hring at?

  • BAW

    Yeah I am sure that someone capable of dealing with press inquiries, managing real estate, efficiently handling all the “conventional office-work” will be thrilled to walk his dog, keep track of his medications and pick up his laundry too. My daughter and I joke about what a great personal assistant I am but we both know she couldn’t pay me enough to do all of that for her.

  • TocksNedlog

    Don’t handle his in-box! DO NOT ‘handle’ his in-box!!! By all that is holy, don’t handle . . .

  • FaithColeridge33

    Don’t forget to bring loads of milk.

  • lillymckim

    Chris Matthews?

  • CBDenver

    Looks like Sully is looking for a wife…