Sweet. Fancy. Moses.

(Hat tip: Jeryl Bier)

  • Arch Deacon

    Where can I get me one of those universal background “Checks”, and where can I cash it.

  • SydneyJane2

    They look awful!! Thank God there is still Crumbs Cupcakes.

    • http://twitter.com/__abstraction__ An Abstraction


      • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

        Ignore AA people, don’t feed the donkey.

  • EvilleGenius

    mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmm propganda cakes frosted with ignorance and a whole lotta ugly

  • ScottieDont

    More like “Cupcakes Against Cupcakes”.

  • Silence Dogood

    Absolutely! Throw cupcakes at the rapists, that’ll make them stop! LMAO!!!

  • disqus_e2F2oUH6C7

    Damn, those cupcakes look like decorated clay pigeons for skeet shooting.

    • http://twitter.com/__abstraction__ An Abstraction

      Load up the double barrel, ma! We done gunna shoot us some cupcakes after NASCAR is over!

      • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

        Ignore the donkey AA

        • carla5731

          The very bigoted donkey. It’s funny how they only recognize bigotry in other people, but liberals are as bigoted as can be.

          • http://twitter.com/__abstraction__ An Abstraction

            Carla: CALL 1-888-BUTT-HURT

          • carla5731

            The butt hurt is all yours. You don’t like being identified as the bigot you are.

          • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

            Don’t call AA

          • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

            If we don’t feed them, they will die from hunger

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      • TocksNedlog

        Ladies and gentlemen, Larry The Rabbit Ears Guy!

    • Rabid

      They look like they were iced by pigeons

  • Neil Leininger

    Michelle doesn’t approve of cupcakes. If it was kale cakes, she would be all over it.

    • wwbdinct

      You’re wrong. In Michelle’s case, it’s cupcakes for she, not for thee.

  • Silenttype78

    Ok…first of all, those cupcakes are uglier than homemade sin.
    Also…its fitting-cupcakes for cupcakes by cupcakes.

  • ChampionCapua

    Cupcakes are sexist. We need to teach women not to bake cupcakes.

    • Silenttype78

      It kinda looks like she was never taught to make cupcakes.
      If those had come out of my kitchen I sure wouldn’t be showing them off !

      • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

        You’re indignant about the presentation.Your annoyance juxtaposed with that woman’s stupid face; I don’t know why but I’m finding it uncontrollably funny :)

        • Silenttype78

          Heh…it just irks me.
          Typical liberal- satisfied with their failure…because,eh, they “tried”

          • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

            “we all get a medal” mentality

  • richard

    All I can say is liberals sure are stupid, aren’t they?

  • Joe W.

    Are those “Assault Cupcakes”???

    • carla5731

      They’re definitely an assault on common sense.

  • kate_middleton

    Those are the worst looking cupcakes I’ve ever seen.

  • wwbdinct

    Female libtard baking? There must be weed inside

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1481638587 Laura Thompson

      …maybe that’s why the look like hammered sh*t….they made the ugliest “happy” cupcakes possible so they could bogard them…the b*st*rds…but then again, they may need the alternate reality to suffer the slings and arrows so eagerly thrown by this administration…aaaahhhhhhh…..there’s the plan!!!! Get ’em stoned on ugly cupcakes…they’ll follow us ANY-FREAKING-WHERE!!!! What suckers they are…

  • Blake Waymire

    I wouldn’t give one of those cupcakes to my dog. They look horrible! Like they were topped with bird crap…

  • porgiefirefighter

    They come with a free whistle.

  • porgiefirefighter

    Hey, if these cupcakes save even one life, it is worth it . . . . . . . more sugar.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1481638587 Laura Thompson

      …oh, holy crap…more sugar?!?!? Don’t tell Nanny Bloomberg!!!!

  • HansonBro

    Do they contain high-grade weed?
    What’s the intent? Does she throw them at an attacker?

  • gekkobear

    I’m sorry, are the cupcakes demanding a vote?

    I’ll double check but I don’t think cupcakes have suffrage rights… they don’t get to vote.

    • Shawn Smith

      Yes, but in Chicago, Democrat cupcakes are fighting for the right to vote alongside dead people.

  • TocksNedlog

    Should have made cream puffs.

  • Walknot

    Decorated with the fingernails and toenails of conservatives.
    Notice they clearly define which violence they oppose. Other violence is perfectly acceptable to them it seems. We all know they prefers rape violence over gun violence.

    • Shawn Smith

      Saying otherwise would be admitting that we’re dealing with a human problem here, not a material problem. Admitting that human nature is inherently flawed would be unacceptable.

  • Gunslinger

    Is that Janeane Garafolo?
    Whoa. Talk about dog years…

  • syvyn11

    Yeah, I can see offering a street hardened gang banger to give me his gun for a ‘cupcake’.

    Those guys at Organizing against America are working overtime.

    • http://twitter.com/1RandiStarr Randi Starr

      She’d have to hand over the tray and still beg to live.

  • http://twitter.com/1RandiStarr Randi Starr

    I learned years ago, don’t take food from strangers, they may poison you!

  • Chris

    Posterchild for the dimwitted professorial type. No doubt she actually thinks this is an effective strategy for curbing violence.

  • David Gillies

    FALSE. A cupcake offers virtually zero ballistic resistance against any modern pistol or rifle calibre and therefore cannot be used against ‘gun violence’. A 5.56x45mm bullet can penetrate over 3m of spongecake. Silly liberals.

  • Dang

    Is diabetes murder?

  • AdoEdem

    Wow, never thought I’d see “pot cupcakes”. Unfortunately for the intended effect, “pot brownies” are a lot less baking!fail. The idea is to not make the baked goods *look* like they were filled with enough “recreational pharmaceutics” to get a horse high.

  • theBuckWheat

    As long as we are demanding a vote, the two million people who used firearms to lawfully deter and defend themselves against criminal assault also deserve to vote.

  • Brent Guthrie

    A little skimpy on the frosting aren’t they?
    Are they charging money for those?

  • Googie Bergdorff

    Based on how grotesque they look, I’m gonna go ahead and assume they’re vegan cupcakes and whatever wolf cum they use for frosting doesn’t hold up sufficiently to make thick layers.

  • almarquardt

    I find these political messages so tiresome, because it’s not about stopping violence (like a cupcake is going to convince a criminal to change his/her ways). It’s about OFA feeling better about herself (and attempting to gather pats on the back from the like-minded) — without doing anything substantial to help curb violence.

  • Esau’s Message

    Why does that woman look familiar to me? Is she someone I should know?

  • Steve H

    We demand your civil rights!