Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is among a group of environmentalists demonstrating their civil disobedience today outside the White House. The protesters are raging chiefly against the Keystone Pipeline, joining hands to make bold statements. Or something like that:

No doubt Kennedy is passionately against the Keystone Pipeline. But evidently, today’s demonstration affords him an opportunity to fry even bigger environmental fish. So, he has gleefully handcuffed himself to the White House gate in order to prove just how thuper-therial he is about climate change awareness:

It’s all so inspirational.

Kumbaya, you guys.

Update:

They are all out of jail.

Too bad.

  • Zamunda Jones

    Cool…Leave him there! He can scream “Global Warming” as he sits through the next major winter storm!

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Ha, there ya go!

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Exactly! Throw a set of different style cuffs on him that he can’t unlock.

      I’m sure they can run some voltage through that fence….I wonder where the switch is??

    • Slapweasel

      Irony AND serendipity? My heart is aflutter.

  • Avey Owyns

    I remember a prank-post about PETA activists disrupting a Hell’s Angels barbecue … and how the HA taped the activists to a tree.

    The post read that one HA member then said: “You look like you’re from France. I think I’ll call you La Trinne,” and then began to pee on one of the activists.

    LOL … kind of off-topic, but it has me in fits every time I think about it or any other psycho-environmentalist.

    ***

    Also, do any of these idiots realize that America is covered in pipe lines?”

    • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

      Funny!

    • WisconsinPatriot

      They would if they could put the bong down long enough!!!!!

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

    What bunch of clowns. Yeah, like that’s really a bold defiant act.

    /Pfft. Just saw the one pretentious “I stand in solidarity” buffoon up there.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

    Nothing screams civil disobedience like a rich white guy handcuffed to a fence.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcy-Cook/1001619613 Marcy Cook

      in a cashmere topcoat to boot!

      • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

        At least he found time to stop by the church to receive the sign of the cross first. 😉

        • wwbdinct

          The Kennedy’s are phony Catholics! They’re all pro-choice thus they are hypocrites.

          • grais

            But I’ll bet there aren’t many families that have bought more ‘absolution’.

          • wwbdinct

            Sadly, that’s true.

        • grais

          Well, he was there to drop off a payment anyhow…might as well get the ashes for the cameras.

    • http://twitter.com/equaltreatment Elaine

      All those anti pipeline / oil drilling people are heavily invested in “Green” energy crap. Even Paul Pelosi Jr. is on the Board of Directors at Cereplast – bioplastics, hence all the “bans” on regular plastic bags. Good for (their) business. I wonder if they are part of our tax ‘investment’ (stimulus) again? Someone will make millions and it won’t be us. http://investor.cereplast.com/releases.cfm

  • Leroy Whitby

    Is he the one that got the DWI and left Congress or the one that screwed the baby sitter?

    • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

      Yes. ~_^

  • Donald Fissell

    humm seam like a good time to pee on a fence to me

  • Mitchell

    Cheap plastic zip-ties are now “handcuffs” apparently.

    • Leroy Whitby

      I’ll bet those plastic zip-ties can be broken. Let’s have some police pull him by his legs to prove it.

      • WisconsinPatriot

        There is a girl on youtube that demonstrates how to get out of those. It can be done!

        • Slapweasel

          If he were as devout as he likes to portray, he’d light himself on fire.

          …okay, that was terrible. Perish the thought.

          …still does not stop me from pressing “enter”.

  • Andrew Young

    So global warming is bad and caused by people. Why don’t these nimrods just stop breathing for 30 minutes a day to do their part in reducing CO2 emmisions?

  • frank5ngls

    Can we put his Chavez loving relative next to him then pray for a snow storm!!!!

  • V the K

    After flying down from Massachusetts on his private Gulfstream and arriving at the demonstration in a motorcade of 19 armored Chevy Suburbans.

    • philomena

      Typical old white democrat male.

  • Leroy Whitby

    I bet they drove to the protest . . . in cars using gas . . . like pipelines carry.

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    Handcuff him to a 1967 Oldsmobile 88 and throw both off a bridge.

    • SpinMeNot

      *hat-tip*

    • SpinMeNot

      *hat-tip*

  • itsatax

    I can’t believe Kennedy would disrespect president Obama like this! And hey, does he have ash on his forehead in only half of the photos? Curbside Ash Wednesday service? Or did he take a church break since he’s so devout.

  • George Washington Mclintock

    Joe Kennedy was just on my t.v talking about how swell Hugh Chavez is . Lord, I hate this frigging family. How many generations past the moon landing will the press force this Texas Chainsaw-esque family of degenerate whack jobs on decent Americans?

    • KAMGlosta

      As many as they can possibly keep inbreeding

    • philomena

      Good old Joe. He really cares about the downtrodden, whilst he collects his 400,000 plus salary from his “good works.” They truly are shameless.

  • http://twitter.com/conservag Aaron

    This is a brilliant idea! I say we handcuff ALL the hippies to the White House gate.

    • SpinMeNot

      I’d rather handcuff them to the back of a D.C. Bus … that is making its route.

    • SpinMeNot

      I’d rather handcuff them to the back of a D.C. Bus … that is making its route.

  • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

    the thing is, these zealots are completely ignorant of the economic mess the policies they push would cause. Because they are already rich and they have tax shelters, these policies won’t harm them.

    • SpinMeNot

      Well when the trajectory being followed by the feces intersects the rotating air circulation device, and those the policies do harm start rampaging across the country side …

      They protest for imagined consequences, ignorant of the unintended consequences their junk science will cause.

    • SpinMeNot

      Well when the trajectory being followed by the feces intersects the rotating air circulation device, and those the policies do harm start rampaging across the country side …

      They protest for imagined consequences, ignorant of the unintended consequences their junk science will cause.

  • cremebrulee

    What an idiot!

  • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

    why do they have an obama sign if they are protesting the white house? they can’t even protest a president properly!

  • WisconsinPatriot

    These little “white power” rallies are getting old. Really you guys……it took til the end to even FIND TWO NON-WHITES to prop up for a picture!!! Face it, your little “movement” is all about your guilt…….nothing more. Go find a place where pot is legal, settle down for your long, publicly funded retirement. You are ridiculous, go away!

  • wwbdinct

    RFK Jr. demonstrating the same passion with which he bullied his ex-wife to commit suicide. I find it interesting that Darryl Hannah chooses to associate with him. Kennedy men = the REAL War on Women. There’s a trail of women’s bodies left behind by them.

  • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

    i wonder if sirhan sirhan is available. Too soon?

    • wwbdinct

      Nah – it’s all good now.

  • $27789750

    Soooo sixties….yawn.

  • Maxx

    They should of just left them there.

  • Roto

    Whelp… That’s 3 arrests for RFK… Does his law license get revoked?