Sen. Chuck Schumer and his Democrat buddies are swamped these days, what with constantly having to think of new ways to subvert the Second Amendment. So, in order to make his job a little easier and focus on the task at hand, Schumer is calling on gun retailers to suspend sales.

It’s really not a big deal, though. See, Chuck figures that if Congress decides to limit access to legal firearms, then all those sold firearms will just be pain’s in the government’s neck. And that’s no fun.

So, don’t engage in legal firearm sales until we figure out a way to make those sales illegal!

Gotta love liberal logic.

Hey, now there’s an idea.

  • Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    Hey Chucky.
    Couple questions.

    You and Harry (The Fixer)Reid and Biden and Obama voted against raising the debt ceiling in 2006, but now you want Obama to do it by himself, if necessary. Why?

    If the President refuses to negotiate and wants people to do what he says, and you give him that power, what the hell good are you?

    • BristolGOP Backup

      Gun retailers to Schumer: stop legislating until we can find a way to get you out of office

  • stuckinIL4now

    I’d like it if ol’ Schmucky would just voluntarily stfu–permanently.

    They really don’t get it that their gun-grabbing gun-confiscation insanity is exactly why the 2nd Amendment exists.

    • Garth Haycock

      They get it. That’s why they want to eliminate it. It’s much easier to control the lives of a disarmed populace.

  • Joe W.

    Went to my Wal-Mart today to buy some more ammo, and the shelves are nearly empty. They have an order from their HQ to NOT REORDER more ammo until further notice. I believe it is time to rise up and let ‘er rip, my friends…..If Wal-Mart is caving before there is even a law passed, our 2nd Amendment has officially been infringed upon. I am armed and ready for the 21st Century Civil War…..Stay away from me…..

    • Zanshi

      The mega corporations have become nothing more than Democrat suck-up cronies. The mom and pops won’t cave!

  • Steve_J

    I think it’s about time for Schmuckie to demonstrate his assertion that holding a “flash-bang” in your hand will not harm you. A claim he made during the Congressional hearings into the handling Branch Davidian raid.

  • lillymckim

    Are Republicans going to shut down a two century old Remington factory which employs 1000 people in a REPUBLICAN SENATE district in upstate Ilion NY and vote yes with Andrew Cuomo?

    They will have “ZERO” chance of regaining the Senate if they vote yes.
    They will be voted out of office.

    • Zane Henry

      It will be a repeat of 1994, if not worse. They should quake in their boots at the very mention of a gun ban.

  • $23629333

    Anybody here remember the stories about the USSR? There – basically – you had two separate societies: the one enjoyed by the 1%, which entailed nice homes and nice cars and nice holidays abroad and/or on the Black Sea; and the one endured by everybody else, which involved living in crowded apartments, and lining up for hours in stores, and traveling on public transportation. Portsiders never did see anything wrong with that, and – today – are working very hard to create a similar society. While the 99% will wear a socialist straitjacket – with their choices circumscribed by their finances and “the state” – the 1% will live happily ever after. While gun ownership will be severely restricted for the 99%, the 1% will have their guns and/or security with guns. While the 99% will putter along in little “green” cars – if they’re not using public transit – the 1% will zoom down the road in the kind of cars usually decried by the greens. While the stores patronized by the 99% will sell only state-approved products, the stores patronized by the 1% will sell EVERYTHING.

    Perhaps we should all sing a little song. Remember “Two Different Worlds”?

    “Two different worlds,
    We’re going to live,
    In two different worlds.”

    Take it from there.

  • Conrad2010

    Yo! Sen. Chuck Schumer! You do know what FU stands for. Do you not?

  • GoneFishing

    Chuck You, Schumer!!!

  • Finrod Felagund

    Imagine the reaction on the Left if a prominent Republican told abortion clinics they should shut down until a law can be passed about abortion.

  • TocksNedlog

    I like watching Chuck’s niece, Amy, on Red Eye. She is cute and funny.

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    • Sean Minturn

      She’s his niece.

  • TocksNedlog

    That’s our Schumer! Telling retailers to stop retailing, because — well, uh . . . Hey, there’s only so much ‘stimulating’ that the economy can take, ya know!