Obama’s final question at today’s presser was about his reputation as a rather insular fellow. But let him be clear: he likes to party.

But with all he’s got going on, it’s tough to let loose.

To be sure, he’d like to party with Republicans:

But they’re just so meanypants!

As evidenced by how they ostracized Charlie Crist:

And he can totally relate to Charlie. After all, he gets lonely in that big ol’ house of his:

Even the media were mystified by the president’s bizarre wallowing:

The thing is, that’s exactly the sort of thing we’d expect from President Boyfriend. Maybe he’ll start his own White House petition!

And Joe Biden can interpret his Rorschach test results.

https://twitter.com/JGreenDC/status/290873347275898880

Awww … it’s hard out there for a president. He could really use a friend right about now.

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Update:

#ObamaNeedsFriends: Twitterers offer a glimpse into Obama’s lonely existence

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    Why do Dems nominate candidates (Gore, Clinton, Kerry, B.O.) who should be on a psychiatrist’s couch and not in the Oval Office with their feet up on the Resolute desk?

    In a just world Obama would be a party planner for the union, Biden would be a doorman, Reid would be a small time fixer ( oh, wait!) and Madame Queen Nance would be an assistant ice cream scooper at Baskin-Robins.

    • TheAmishDude

      I never thought we’d have a president with as many daddy issues as Clinton. Clearly I was wrong.

      • lainer51

        HA HA HA – good one

    • JoeMusgo

      Obama does not do false humility very well. His narcissism is conspicuous in everything he does and says, since everything is all about him.

    • Garth Haycock

      Pelosi is under-qualified to assist an ice cream scooper. She’s more fit to stand at a freeway exit with a sign indicating that that is the one job she’s most qualified to have.

    • Garth Haycock

      Pelosi is under-qualified to assist an ice cream scooper. She’s more fit to stand at a freeway exit with a sign indicating that that is the one job she’s most qualified to have.

    • Grumpa Grumpus

      @Gloves Donahue, Jr:

      Agreed, except–

      what gives you confidence to place so much faith in Ol’Nance?

    • Grumpa Grumpus

      @Gloves Donahue, Jr:

      Agreed, except–

      what gives you confidence to place so much faith in Ol’Nance?

  • Brent Guthrie

    Calling Stuart Smalley…..bring your mirror and gay sweater.

  • JoeMusgo

    “I’m getting lonely in this big house.” Explains why Obama spends so much time on the golf course and on vacation. On the other hand, being alone in the White House at least guarantees he is the smartest person in the room.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcy-Cook/1001619613 Marcy Cook

    So he’s lonely in that big ol house…does that mean even Michelle, Bo and the girls don’t want to have anything to do with him?

    • lainer51

      don’t know about Meshell and the girls but you can bet Bo doesn’t.
      he knows where O’s next “meal” may be coming from

      • RightThinking1

        I expect that Bo spends most his time quaking under the Lincoln bed, dreading each new menu.

    • twinx

      Well, we know Michelle had something to do with him at least twice.

  • http://twitter.com/who_me_too RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

    bho- “I’m lonely” Boo F-ing Hoo!! THEN GET THE F*CK OUT!!!!

  • stuckinIL4now

    What does Obamuh expect? He’s an empty shell so when no other people are around, a gaping void of nothingness is all there is.

  • Garth Haycock

    People tend to not want to follow assholes.

  • Garth Haycock

    People tend to not want to follow assholes.

  • Jd1367

    So he’s gone from hosting Beer Summits to apparently being in need of Presidential play dates

  • Jd1367

    So he’s gone from hosting Beer Summits to apparently being in need of Presidential play dates

  • Joe W.

    I don’t know too many folks who like to hang out with belligerent, pompous a-holes, Barack. Notice your butt-ugly wife doesn’t seem to hang with you too much, either….

    • dabbobean

      He’s been trying to keep that on the ” down low”.

  • ceemack

    I’m so ronery,

    so ronery,
    so ronery and sadry arone…

  • GTFOBigGovt

    Well I switched to Mob Wives the moment he hit the podium but did he really conflate socializing with”being a big-spending socialist”?

    Aw gee. Ok I’ll switch to “Big Murdering Abortionist” is that better?

  • J.N. Ashby

    “Won’t stop calling me a ‘Big-spending Socialist”‘ Ok, easy fix.

  • DorothyGrissom

    Best cure for Obama’s “loneliness” would be for him to spend more working and less time vacationing.

  • RJR
  • GW

    I recall hearing people say, after his first election, “At least now, the rest of the world will respect America.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!