Like it or not, liberals are for the most part running the show in America. But they didn’t get this far by accident. They’ve long fancied themselves the saviors of mankind, so it’s only natural that they’d have superpowers. Conservatives were kind enough to list some of them:

To debt ceiling infinity … and beyond!

  • Josephine (D)

    #LiberalSuperPowers the ability to make lady parts the only things that matter when voting.

  • mike_in_kosovo

    #LiberalSuperPowers the ability to *only* see skin color

  • Mikal

    Liberal Super power:Force Feed..The ability to ram bills down your throats, before you know what’s in it

  • MoxieLouise

    #LiberalSuperPowers wishing death to those who disagree with them while sporting a “Coexist” bumper sticker on their Prius.

  • Mikal

    Liberal Super power:Demonic Possession:See Chris Christie

  • Mikal

    Liberal Super power:Media Magic, the ability to generate bias of mass production

  • Mikal

    Liberal Super power:Bizarro Math: the ability to spend without boundaries or limitations

  • BeyondPolls

    The ability to kill unborn children without their consent.

  • George Washington Mclintock

    Oh my, the funniest tag in a while. “Impervious to personal responsibility.” That’s a line that should be in the national conversation on the debt.

  • Mikal

    Liberal Super power:Vilify the other guy!

  • journogal

    #LiberalSuperPowers Knows the correct monetary designation of “fair share.”

  • Danny Wheeler

    #LiberalSuperPowers Can burst a debt ceiling in one blow!

  • nc

    Can demonize honorable people while glorifying deadbeats and scofflaws without a whisp of irony.

  • GaryTheBrave

    Liberal Super Powers: Can make George Orwell’s “1984” and “Animal Farm” become reality simultaneously.

  • mhojai

    able to ignore reality and live with hypcrisy