Like it or not, liberals are for the most part running the show in America. But they didn’t get this far by accident. They’ve long fancied themselves the saviors of mankind, so it’s only natural that they’d have superpowers. Conservatives were kind enough to list some of them:

https://twitter.com/graber429/status/286956561027461121

https://twitter.com/bastunas77/status/286958074068099074

To debt ceiling infinity … and beyond!