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'C'mon, man!' Guess it's not too hard to steal a Secret Service agent's gun

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Crackerjack team they’ve got there at the U.S. Secret Service.

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It really is something:

Oof:

A Secret Service agent’s gun, badge, radio, handcuffs and flash drive were stolen in broad daylight Monday near the agency’s headquarters in Washington, according to a police report and sources briefed on the incident.

A report filed with the Metropolitan Police Department several hours later describes the agent returning to his car and noticing the back rear window of his car had been “unzipped.” The report says the agent noticed “a bag with the listed property was taken out of the vehicle.”

The report lists a black Sig Sauer handgun, an APX6000 radio, handcuffs, a USB flash drive, a black Patagonia bag and a Secret Service badge, number 1266, as the stolen items.

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