Hagel gonna Hagel:
Re: bandage on Hagel's face, defense official tells @ckubeNBC the Secretary was involved in a "minor kitchen mishap" pic.twitter.com/AUELgFJdhl
— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) November 11, 2014
“A minor kitchen mishap”? What does that mean, exactly? Here are a few guesses:
@BraddJaffy kitchen mishap? Or did Obama slap him? @kasie @ckubeNBC
— Harsha Radhakrishnan (@hr072) November 11, 2014
https://twitter.com/Dante_Ventriere/status/532249674162659329
@BraddJaffy @Eagle_Vision @ckubeNBC Never swing at a fly with a steak knife. Write that down.
— Shad Surman (@shad_surman) November 11, 2014
https://twitter.com/ppfVikesFan/status/532246793313337345
Dontcha hate it when that happens?
Those are all good theories, but as it turns out, the correct answer is much simpler:
Sec of @DeptofDefense Chuck Hagel sports big bandage at #VeteransDay events; said to have run into a kitchen cabinet. pic.twitter.com/cV0FaZxQ0T
— ChuckGoudie (@ChuckGoudieABC7) November 11, 2014
It was a million-to-one shot, doc. A million to one!
Peak Hagel MT RT @ChuckGoudieABC7: Chuck Hagel sports big bandage; said to have run into a kitchen cabinet. pic.twitter.com/HhL8IsDy4G
— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) November 11, 2014
our Secretary of Defense is walking into walls and such.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) November 11, 2014
this is terribly reassuring @ChuckGoudieABC7 @WilliamAmos @DeptofDefense
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) November 11, 2014
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