Using Elmo to guilt people out of tax dollars … keep it classy, Lefties.

Sorry muppet, ain’t nobody buying it:

Ummm right?

Elmo and the Sesame Street brand make millions of dollars every year, so really this rationale (while surely it cracked a Lefty or two up) is stupid. Forget that it would be HBO firing him, not President Grump.

Silly Lefties, they just don’t understand how most things work.

#MuppetLivesMatter?

Wait, we probably don’t want to give the Left any hashtag ideas.

He does look a little like Sam the Eagle:

kerrysam

See?!

Elmo makes way more than the average American whom he just so happens to be begging for money.

How very typical.


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