Double DERP: America is 2016 years old today?

Not sure if we should laugh or weep for our future.

Happy Independence Day America! You don't look a day over 240. pic.twitter.com/3SMDu3CAXN

— Jocelyn (@jocelynaspa) July 4, 2016

We certainly wear our 2016 well now don’t we?

America = Jesus. It all makes sense now.

— Sir Legal Uhhh Lawyer (@SirCanuckles) July 4, 2016

Well of course.

Guys, it really makes you think. #HappyBirthdayAmerica pic.twitter.com/bEJIJSiPni

— Jocelyn (@jocelynaspa) July 4, 2016

Yes, it’s hard to believe America is turning 2016 years old today … because we’re not.

Common core anyone?