Holy crap, indeed.

Late Saturday night, Fox News anchor Geraldo Rivera somehow got it into his brain that posting a half-naked, sideways selfie was a good idea. Twitter users everywhere gasped.

In horror.

And reached for the eye bleach.

https://twitter.com/RustinNiles/status/358833248907956224

https://twitter.com/snakep1ss/status/358833477308784641

https://twitter.com/HeyTJWeber/status/358848992051859456

https://twitter.com/DebraFBloom/status/358849346088878081

Move over, Amanda Bynes!

https://twitter.com/haolegurl808/status/358838333830488064

https://twitter.com/haolegurl808/status/358849044702982144

Geraldo Rivera and Mr. Burns, separated at birth?

If Rivera was trying to distract people from his weekend’s earlier blunders, he succeeded.

Fox News colleague Greg Gutfeld chimed in on SeniorCitizenSelfieGate:

Make it stop. Make it stop.

#GeraldoSelfie has broken the Internets.

This may be the first time in Twitchy history that we wished Twitchy wasn’t forever.

Well, it could have been worse.