Wait, what?

Well, this is happening:

No, for reals. Iraq Schmiraq! Who will think of the bees? Who?

You really can’t. The Obama administration is absolutely beyond parody. That’s not funny, because it’s true.

No, no! Bees.

Poor bees …

Godspeed, bees.

An exit name suggestion:



Iraq crisis? No worries, you guys. John Kerry will … squee! Leonardo DiCaprio!

‘You tweet this as Iraq disintegrates’?’ @StateDept is ‘focused like a laser beam on fish’

Eureka! We found what would make Obama evacuate a golf course (Hint: Not Iraq)

  • SideshowJon36

    Maybe this will take the sting out of his low poll numbers. I hear it’s quite a honey of a plan.

    • H50 ✓RAT


    • WhoMeToo

      please… for the love of all things Holy…


    • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      So, lemme get this straight. Der Schwarze Fuhrer wants to be the QUEEN bee?

      Of course the President took four hours to drone on about this…

      The AFL/CIO demand to unionize the workers…

      I’m sure he’ll comb every opportunity to make his administration look good…

      All Kingfishers, Bee-Eaters, Mockingbirds, Beewolves, and Dragonflies are to report to FEMA camps for “re-education”…

      Africanized Bees are demanding Equal Rights Legislation…

      When the GOP hears about this, they’re gonna go completely apiary…

      • Thale Taxurfeet


        That comment was the bees knees… On which the bees will most certainly be after they hear O say, “We’re the Federalis, and we’re here to help.”

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        Thank GOD for the great puns, otherwise life would be a “B-Movie” XD Jawamax 8<{D}

      • H50 ✓RAT

        Well, there can only be one Queen be in any hive, she kills the other female bees…..

        • WisconsinPatriot

          All the workers are girls,drones are boys, and any other Queen is toast.

          • WisconsinPatriot

            Kinda like this administration…….

          • H50 ✓RAT

            K, thanks for the correction.

      • Archer305

        This… comment… is… amazing…

    • Scotty G.

      It’s a sticky situation!
      I’ll see myself out now…

  • John Howard

    This is bizarre, who will be named ‘Bee Czar’?

    • Thale Taxurfeet

      “This is bizarre, who will be named ‘Bee Czar’?”

      Someone with experience in buzzology…

      I know, a Choom alumnus with a history of large campaign donations, or a huge supply of Screaming Yellow Zonkers.

      • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        How about Seth Rogen– he’s all those, and he DID play the Green Hornet…(Cue: “Flight of the Bumblebee”)

        • H50 ✓RAT

          They need romantic music to get in the mood. Who sang; Lets get on?
          Edited to correct typo

          • Thale Taxurfeet
          • H50 ✓RAT

            Thank you, I could hear him sing it, I could picture his face, but darned if I could remember his name!

        • Thale Taxurfeet

          Nice, but I felt as if I needed to drag out the formal wear…

          Sundays IMHO, need a more jazzy interpretation –just thank me that I’m not posting a C&W rendition– to go along with the tone of the end of a Sunday.

    • http://lordfoggybottom.com Lord Foggybottom

      Ruth Buzzi.

    • http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/ Apostic

      “who will be named ‘Bee Czar’?” Why Bee-Czar-O, of course

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Here’s a man who could have done the job– but he’s no longer with us, alas:


    • Kaya Hund

      One of these two, for sure:

  • Richard J Sunkle

    The loss of bees is directly tied to the loss of beekeepers in America.

    You’re welcome America. I’ll take my 6 figure living retirement now.

  • http://yourdaddy.net/ NotaLemming

    Obama is a Blooming Idiot.

  • John Howard

    Honeybees will only travel 3-4 miles from their hive. Cars that run on honey and have a beehive installed in the trunk. Solves two problems.

  • Juan Pablo

    Surest way to exacerbate bee shoetage is to put the federal government in charge of saving them

    • H50 ✓RAT

      Im stockpiling honey now.

    • Frustrated Teacher

      THE BEES ARE DOOMED….I heard the Prez say, “If you like your hive, you can keep your hive…”

  • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

    First step, get rid of all the WASPs.

    • Thale Taxurfeet


      Otherwise, Yikes!

    • http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/ Apostic

      First they came for the yellow jackets, and I did not speak out–
      Because I was not a yellow jacket….

  • rogleecam


  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Expert testimony to be provided by Sandra Fluke.

    We will not allow a white flag planted on her soil…
    OLLPOH ~ Our Life Liberty Pursuit Of Happiness
    (Mr. and Mrs.)

    • Summerwarmth

      OMG, is she stuffing bees up where she shouldn’t as birth control now. So that is where all the bees have gone – the great cavern of no return.

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty


    • Grandson Of TheGrumpus

      Why would you desire to plant a white flag on a soiled Fluke, anyway?

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Ohh my, its an 0’Buzzinga. . .poor bees!!

    • H50 ✓RAT

      They are doomed.

      • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

        And only if we all keep pressuring that they put this in the Courts…Demand the Info!!! Writ of Demand!

        • H50 ✓RAT

          A class action beesuit?

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            ehhh….el Csar the Zoo-suit?

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            Queen Czar Beez versus the Work Czar Beez uhmm…or, just do it on religious grounds, make it gee-suit

  • OwlCreekObserver

    We the people demand genetically modified bees!

    • H50 ✓RAT

      We already have them. Killer bees.

  • KScparn

    And here I thought it was just Harry Reid who was going insane. What are these people smoking! This man is seriously approaching Nero status.

    • Claribeth Davis

      Approaching? He’s been there for quite a while now?

      • BigTBoom

        Obama is trying to out do Nero…he cannot help it because it’s a narcissistic reflex.

        • http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/ Apostic

          Emperor Nero followed Emperor Claudius, who had a club foot and a chronic stutter. People literally thought he was an idiot. More recent historians have shown Claudius was actually a dynamic, capable leader, but underestimated due to his physical and social awkwardness. Maybe one could go so far as to call him “misunderestimated.” Therefore, history repeats itself: Flashy Nero followed awkward Claudius; Obama, GWB. Perhaps someday archaeologists will unearth a Nero era mosaic of Claudius with the motto “Te desideras nunc?” (“You miss now?”).

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      He passed Nero a loooong time ago. He’s peaking at Zero status now

  • DaMello ®

    I know what happens next! I saw it on the X-Files!

    • http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/ Apostic

      Heh. I was just thinking about that movie the other day, too.

  • Thale Taxurfeet

    “@dcexaminer @HarrietBaldwin Since everything Obama says and does has the opposite effect, the honey bees are doomed.”

    My first thought…

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com Lord Foggybottom

    Well, he did tell the kids at that commencement speech he likes to get buzzed…

    • nc ✓s & balances

      Evidently still does.

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      Obama does strike me as the kind of person who would get drunk and then throw rocks at a bee’s nest.

  • H50 ✓RAT

    “Pollinator Health Task Force.”
    Ive got to let that sink in for a few.

    I guess if he thinks humans can control climate, they can talk to bees.

    • carmenta

      bammycare for the bees…..its all that free birth control that’s killing them off!

    • Ethanery

      Mental health for the bees

      • H50 ✓RAT

        Especially if the government gets involved, they will need some serious PTSD coverage.

        • Ethanery

          They’d have little heart attacks when they see how much red tape and paperwork it takes them to pollinate.

          • H50 ✓RAT

            The first ever known case of bee carpal tunnel syndrome.

    • DaMello ®

      “The Bee Whisperer”

  • Conservative Pitbull

    I want to see his transcripts to see if he actually graduated from public school. You can’t be that dumb and progress in life. He’s a total mistake and a tool for a president. But the black people only voted for this idiot only because he’s black. Morons. Now you get it don’t you.

  • JohnFLob

    I guess we should prepare ourselves for massive and intrusive government sting operations.

    • WhoMeToo

      ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ ==> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo……………………

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com Lord Foggybottom

    Taking the hive mentality to a whole new level.

    • H50 ✓RAT

      Its pundemonium!

      • http://lordfoggybottom.com Lord Foggybottom


        • H50 ✓RAT

          ALL IS WELL!!! ALL IS WELL!!!

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com Lord Foggybottom

    Changing my name to BeeCzar Chavez…

  • Ailsa Nordstrom

    Well bees are pretty important to the food supply and efforts should be made to make sure they are healthy and prolific. That being said, it is not good optics to focus on this when national security is threatened.

    • http://lordfoggybottom.com Lord Foggybottom

      party pooper.

    • J-

      You are absolutely right about the criticality of bees to our environment and economy. However, when have the “scientific experts” of the Obama administration ever done anything positive for either the environment or the economy? Every single one other their Green projects has been an environmentally disastrous and expensive boondoggle.

      • Ailsa Nordstrom

        Well I didn’t specify that the effort to keep the bee population healthy should come from the federal government.

    • MrSnuggles2k2

      I look outside at my rhody bush and its covered in bees.

    • jTangoWhiskey

      Because one thing at a time, right?

  • WhoMeToo

    Dear Bees,
    ==> RUN!!!

  • Julescat
  • Julescat
  • CitizenEgg

    Exit question: how much armament and military hardware will be assigned to this ‘task force’? Expect armed raids on honey producers who aren’t toeing the EPA/Dept of Ag lines.

  • BigTBoom

    He’ll create a task force, study group, committee, research org, convene a summit, etc…basically, he’ll talk while he pretends someone else is working, paying them with our tax money, hoping he can claim results of their work were all because of him and only him. (As if the beekeepers haven’t already talking to each other trying to figure out a solution)

  • kbielefe

    Why do we need a task force? Everyone knows the solution is to ask the bees nicely to rise above their differences and consider the common good.


    Obummer would look better covered in bees…

  • Mary Mommy Happy 2016!

    Oh goody! With Obama track record thus far, I’ve no doubt by this time next year, bees will be extinct, Obama will blame his incompetence on George w. Bush, the Tea Party, and Fox News or the Koch brothers, and then award himself the Medal of Honor and a fourteen week, taxpayer funded, ultra luxury vacation. You know, just like usual.

    So here we have Obama running interference again away from his “real” job of presidential responsibilities. No worries about Al Qaeda in Iraq, his VA, IRS and Benghazi political cover up scandals. Forget the scientist’s who specialize in bee science. Obama has found his true job skill as a bee master expert.

  • crankywhitewoman

    If the bees die, so does the rest of the world…we need pollination, or there would be no more fruits and vegetables, causing many, many species to die, both directly and indirectly. So why would a government that screws up everything it touches put it’s hands on something so vitally important to the survival of pretty much every living creature that walks or flies?

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

      Um, honey bees are not native to the Americas. Europeans brought them over.

  • mrspinky85

    If his laser like focus on the bees is anything like his focus on the VA, I feel sorry for these bees.

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ Mike

    “What happened to Lois Lerner’s emails?”

    “Pollen ate ’em.”

    • nc ✓s & balances


  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    For all I care, they can also have the three or four Wasp’s nests hanging around the front of our house…. Jawamax 8<{D}

    • H50 ✓RAT

      There is a spray for that.

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    Oh, he’s got a laser-like focus, alright…it’s just pointed anywhere EXCEPT at doing his damn job.

  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    It’s because of the farm bill passed in February.


  • LoneTree, WY

    Actually if you live in the agriculture areas of the fly-over states, there are several publications – generally somewhat conservative publications, that are reporting the loss of bees a pollinators. So while its always fun to tease lefties, on this matter something should be done. Did it need to be at the presidential level? Probably not. But there is an issue nonetheless.

    • mrspinky85

      It’s not that this isn’t a serious that’s the problem. It’s been a problem for some time now. It’s that it’s another distraction from the VA, bergdahl and Iraq mess. Also, the gov’t actually helped create this problem he is now trying to use gov’t to fix it.

      • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

        Speaking of which, did anybody else hear “Beau Birddog” when they spoke his name? I thought they were talking about some cartoon character.

        • nc ✓s & balances

          Kinda sounds like one of those blue tick hounds, doesn’t it?

          • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

            Yep. Beau and Duke are pretty popular names for hounds here 😉

          • nc ✓s & balances

            Now, this here discussin has put me in the mind of this Blake Shelton video from a few years back:


    • nc ✓s & balances

      You have an issue? Here’s a tissue.

    • drw

      Agreed that there is an issue but, I’m absolutely certain the issue doesn’t call for involvement by the EPA. AG maybe, as advisors without authority.

    • http://www.black-and-right.com/ Ice Cold Troll

      Quite right, “colony collapse” IS a problem, but not necessarily the End of Days, see my above.

  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    Michigan is not the land of milk and honey. Passed in May.

    Bees, Chickens and Goats Now Illegal?

    I believe we have over 100 communities in Michigan who have ordinances on the books against chickens and bees and other things, and they will be able to continue to move forward with those,” Jamie Clover Adams, the director of Michigan’s Department and Rural Development, told Michigan Radio.


    Maybe someone in DC want’s to let the folks in Michigan in on the initiative.

    • nc ✓s & balances

      Goats in Detroit is a sore subject around here.


      Idyll Farms planned to fatten the goats by feeding them the plentiful unmowed grass on abandoned lots in Detroit’s Brightmoor neighborhood throughout the summer before butchering them and selling the meet to raise money to sustain ongoing urban farming initiatives.

      Since the city rejected the idea, Idyll farms says the baby goats will meet a premature demise and be butchered earlier than planned.

      “The goats are currently grazing somewhere else, and will be gradually processed,” a representative for Idyll Farms told MLive Detroit in an email. “They cannot return to Idyll Farms because the goats there are in a closed herd and the herders never introduce animals from the outside (or even back into) the herd.”

      • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

        Liberalism killed Detroit – Detroit is a lost cause. The only thing that might work is building a new city over the ruins of the old one.

      • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

        The NIMBY folks that are voting against the initiatives think their food comes from the grocery store.

  • nc ✓s & balances

    Unless the bees are being marshaled and trained to sting the hell out of those ISIS lunatics, I don’t want our top government officials spending a nanosecond on this issue.

  • AlecJ

    You realize that last Tweet is right. If the government gets involved in trying to save the Bees, they will end up much worse off very quickly. I predict this problem becomes the impetus for a gigantic new federal department. All of which snowballs into the creation of a Bee Czar and massive spending.

    Any excuse to launder the people’s cash.

  • Evie1949

    Some plants have created a symbiotic relationship with a particular pollinator to ensure the survival of both species but this is in unusual circumstances. For the rest of the plant world, multiple pollinators exist. Bees are not required for any particular plant pollination. Birds, wind, flies, butterflies, moths and other such things, including furred animals are often the pollinators for plants. In FL, they keep telling us about the reduction in bee population while we hear about millions of the insects forming huge nests in houses. Sorry, folks but losing the bees will not end life as we know it – some other pollinator will pick up the slack. Bee-eater birds might have a problem.

    • H50 ✓RAT

      Thats not the issue, the issue is government wasting valuable resources on a non issue when there are actual fish that need frying. Of course nature will find a way, she always does. Government intervention gets us things like killer bees tho and weve already got enough problems.

    • Nyota Uhura

      Someone like Michelle, who lives in CA, would know better than me, but I read somewhere that the vast agricultural fields of CA depend on honey bees to keep filling the produce sections of the U.S. A lot of produce comes from other countries, true, but it’s my understanding that CA is the biggest domestic producer.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    So, thanks to Obama, Democrats can’t talk about the economy, healthcare, taxes, equal pay for women, immigration, foreign policy, and anything else of importance to voters this year. But don’t worry, Democrats. You can talk about bees ahead of the midterms. Don’t you feel lucky?

    • H50 ✓RAT

      Isnt this how we got killer bees? The hybrids were supposed to increase the bee population, but instead we got those unintended consequences of them killing of the regular bees and attacking people and animals.

      • Nyota Uhura

        Too right. Here in Florida, we have “love bugs,” so named because they fly around in mated pairs, uh, well, mating. 😉 They were developed in a lab as something that would eat mosquito larvae, which they did in the lab, but as soon as they were released into the wild, they found “other stuff” to eat (they’re still not sure just quite what). Now all they do is swarm and get people’s cars all messy.

        • H50 ✓RAT

          Ooops, there go those unintended consequences again. Wonder what its going to do to the eco-system long term.
          They did the same thing here with fish, to protect the reefs. Unfortunately, they wouldnt eat the fish that feed on the reefs but they did devastate the population of fish that are a staple in our diets.
          Keep waiting for Haleakala to erupt again. Mother Nature must be getting pretty irked with these arrogant humans that keep messing her up by now.

          • Nyota Uhura

            The lionfish is proving to be (bee? LOL) a similar problem in the Caribbean — enough people dumped them from their aquariums to where they bred, and bred fast, and started eating fish people ate. Now, though, people are discovering that lionfish taste pretty good themselves, so that’s a bright spot :)

            I’ve always admired how reverent Hawaiian people are to Nature. You might be on to something!

          • H50 ✓RAT

            LOL, yep thats pretty much it. SMH
            Kinda like when they brought Mongooses in to kill the rats. Problem is rats are nocturnal, Mongooses are not. Now we have over populations of both. Mongooses are pretty tasty, no body has been able to get me to try rat yet tho.

            Were pretty simple folks. You take care of the aina, it takes care of you. Leave it better than you found it and never take more than you need. I think Pele is definitely thinking about a do-over these days.

          • Nyota Uhura

            Leave it better than you found it and never take more than you need.


            You said it all right there.

          • H50 ✓RAT

            Its worked for us for thousands of years. 😉

          • Nyota Uhura

            Yes, and here I’ll say something that may irk fellow conservatives — loving and respecting Nature should NOT be attributed just to “tree-hugging hippie leftists.” I’m conservative, but I’m passionate about our Earth and keeping her clean and healthy. Ticks me off that I sometimes get lumped in with crazy leftists when I make comments about this.

          • H50 ✓RAT

            Very true. There is a big difference. Respecting nature is a way of life, tree hugging is a cause.
            You rarely respect nature when your blinded by a cause. The tree huggers do more harm than good 9/10 times.
            I dont know any conservatives that would disagree with respecting nature (especially hunters), I think sometimes the lines get blurred and folks have knee jerk reactions.

          • Nyota Uhura

            Yep — “all conservatives are pro-big business, which doesn’t care about the land, polluting it with everything, Yadda-yadda”.

            You are SO right to point out the distinctions. SOME conservative business owners guilty — some liberal ones, same.

            The narrative nowadays is all, “conservatives bad, leftists good” regarding the environment.

            This is one issue I so wish conservatives would claim as their own. We’d see a LOT more votes in the right direction.

          • H50 ✓RAT

            Amen on that.

  • DutyFirst

    This is gonna work out sooooo well. The Task Force will find the following:
    1. Private use of land is harming the ‘pollinators’ – remedy Dept of Ag issues regs backed by Obama EOs to clamp down on private use of land. No point in owning land the regs make it pointless. Therefore, if no one is looking after the land bring it under fed control. More fed owned land across all states managed by the BLM.
    2. Usage practices on private land that can’t be federalized will be found to be harmful to pollinators – remedy EPA issues regulations backed by Obama EOs which will make it impossible to use the land, especially for those who make a living from it. Govt position – land is now fallow and should be managed by BLM.
    The peoples remedy – challenge the departmental regs in the Second Circuit (the only court that handles appeals againt govt administrative regulations). Ooops, no point going there. With the aid of Harry Reid and the new senate rules the court is now being stacked and will likely end up all democrat appointed in the very near future.
    So much for enumerated powers.

  • Ed McDowell

    We’re doomed…along with the bees.

  • http://www.itsthepits.org/ San Diego County Citizen

    Glenn Beck was right all along! “The Bee’s Know!”

  • derfelcadarn

    There is NO defense of thr pResident in any of his “policies” they are failures across the board. However this marked lack of pollinators is a far more serious problem than it is being treated as. All fruit, nuts and many vegetables are insect pollinated, how easily could you live without fruits,nuts and veggies ?

  • NixTyranny

    Should we assume that America’s Queen Bee, Michelle, is not expecting a bumper crop in her garden this year?

    • H50 ✓RAT

      She let it die during the shutdown.

      • NixTyranny

        Were her worker bees temporarily laid off then?

        • H50 ✓RAT

          Yea, I think they were. I also think it was part of the scorched earth mentality in action. Kinda like letting the Rose Garden go to pot.

          • NixTyranny

            Maybe she should turn it into a sand trap so King Barack can hone his golf game even more.

          • H50 ✓RAT

            Im pretty sure there was already a putting green and a couple of holes already installed. Those presidents sure do love their golf.
            I could see MO installing a quicksand trap if she catches him flirting with another blonde tho.

          • NixTyranny


  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ Ice Cold Troll

    While it is a cause for serious concern, the disappearance of bees would NOT be the end of it all. It would certainly be a hardship, but not all food-bearing plants rely on them. Many cultivated plants can be artificially pollinated, some do not need pollination at all. Others are pollinated by wind, hummingbirds, or other insects. As for the loss of food entirely, that’s just silly. Grasses spread by the roots and are not dependent on flowering & pollen at all, and grass is the favorite food of some of our favorite food. MOO!!!!!

    So yeah, let’s get on the stick and figure this out, but don’t let us let THEM turn this into another “OMG catastrophe is imminent and the only solution is One-World Marxism.”

    • H50 ✓RAT

      Nature is a better problem solver than the US Government. They only make problems worse and cause all kinds of unintended consequences.

      • http://www.black-and-right.com/ Ice Cold Troll

        Or the free market. But I don’t think we should object, in this case, to tossing a few federal bucks into research.

        • H50 ✓RAT

          Totally agree with the free market.
          Theyve been monitoring and researching for 15 years now. Still dont have any answers.
          If your including me in that whole we shouldnt object I would have to disagree. If you got a mouse in your pocket, then never mind.
          Im sick of tossing federal bucks into fruitless research.

        • Thale Taxurfeet

          “I don’t think we should object, in this case, to tossing a few federal bucks into research.”

          Universities and scientist been there, done that, got the t-shirts and the Gov grants and have been studying the CCD phenomenon at least since 2006, and probably since the last big event in the ’80s-’90s.

          This pivot is just another transparent brick in the wall…

          Emails? What emails?

  • Ruth

    Bee czar? Bizarre.

    • Nyota Uhura

      Should be none of the “president’s” beesness.

      • H50 ✓RAT

        I would have thought that the Ag department would already bee on this. Kinda hard to beelieve a problem of this magnitude would bee ignored this long.

        • Nyota Uhura

          It’s beeecause King Putt has just heard about it on TV.

          • H50 ✓RAT

            To every mystery there is an answer. Squirrel has gotten old. Now its Bees!

          • Nyota Uhura

            Yeah, but they sting — so the next thing we’ll see is #BanBossyBees.

          • H50 ✓RAT

            Love it.

          • Nyota Uhura

            Hahaha … #EveryBreathYouTake

    • NotBuyingItEvenForADollar

      He just wants to create a buzz.

      edited to add: choom choom gang in the hive!

  • robert anthony

    Isn’t there a Marine being held in Mexico?

  • Frogmouth

    So we all just misunderstood him when he told Oprah he gives himself a solid B+.

  • AMSilver

    My first thought on the subject: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU

  • socalcon

    Extending bees voting rights, shortly….

    • H50 ✓RAT

      Well, at least they can punch their own voting cards.
      (Does anyone even use those anymore?)

      • Nyota Uhura

        Al Gore’s chads are still dangling.

        • H50 ✓RAT

          Glad to hear they finally dropped.

          • Nyota Uhura

            After he invented the internet, of course. All downhill from there.

          • nc ✓s & balances

            You guys had to go there.

          • Nyota Uhura

            Yes. Yes, we did.

          • H50 ✓RAT

            Yea, one cannot give me a line like that and believe that I will be able to resist the urge. Especially when were talking about his chads! 😉

    • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

      Don’t forget about the gay bees, which will now be replacing their customary black & yellow colors with rainbow stripes.

      • Nyota Uhura


      • TroubleAtTheMine

        Gay bees….seem unlikely to increase the bee population.

        • H50 ✓RAT

          But think of the boon to the hive interior decorating industry!

          • Nyota Uhura

            And their hairstyles! 😉 (Yeah, stereotype, what can I say, it’s fun 😉

          • H50 ✓RAT

            OK, I admit it. I thought about that too, but I wasnt sure if they have a salon in the honeycomb. Also, no body is allowed to look prettier than the Queen…..so I let it go.
            Sheesh, bees are kinda complicated.

          • Nyota Uhura

            The beehive.

            Edit: Not sure why pic didn’t upload. Oh, well.

          • H50 ✓RAT

            LOL I remember those.

          • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

            Bring back the beehive hairstyle!

        • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

          Maybe the Queen bee can throw them down and take advantage of them.

      • H50 ✓RAT

        Rainbows are devoon!!!

  • Beentheremovedaway

    Long term problem with Bee populations. Research is ongoing at many different govt agencies and universities already. Why do we need a brand NEW admin department to look in to this? Squirrel?? Did nobama get stung while playing golf??

    • H50 ✓RAT

      Squirrel is so yesterday. Now its Bees!

    • NRPax

      Sure, the research is going on but what we really needed was a Magic Negro to tell us there was a problem and we could bask in his glory while he directs the researchers to take care of the problem.

      • H50 ✓RAT

        Well, that should make some heads explode.

        • NRPax

          I just can’t help myself.

          • H50 ✓RAT

            LOL, been there done that.

  • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

    One of the first lines refers to the “greatest president ever”.
    Who were they talking about and what does it have to do with Obama and his pet bees?

  • WisconsinPatriot

    …….Yeah……..We beekeepers are rather insulted. Obama is NOT a beekeeper. Far too big of a pansy! Stick to what you know O……..NOTHING!

    • Nyota Uhura

      Wisconsin, below (or above, depending on pageview) I said I thought CA agriculture depends on honey bees. Is this true?

      • H50 ✓RAT

        Well the Central valley depends more on water, but Fienstien cut that long ago. #SaveTheSmelt
        Not sure what the status is now, they import all our produce in by barge from Mexico now. Not sure if that has anything to do with CAs production or not.

        • Nyota Uhura

          Yep, hoping someone from CA can enlighten.

          • nc ✓s & balances

            Well, I’m a CA native, but I don’t know any more about it than you do, but I looked it up. Seems there was a big scare a few years back about the African “killer” Bee invasion (I remember hearing about that) but nothing seemed to come of it. However, in recent years they are now talking about this “bee colony collapse disorder:”


            It’s important to

          • nc ✓s & balances

            *darn ipad* It’s important to CA agriculture and especially the important almond industry because the bees are needed for pollination (see link in my post above for explanation).

            There is a very interesting possible cause of this problem listed in this article. I’ve excerpted it below. Can you spot it?

          • nc ✓s & balances

            *double darn ipad*
            Since it was recognized in 2006, colony collapse disorder has destroyed colonies at a rate of about 30 percent a year, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture. Before that, losses were about 15 percent a year from pests and diseases. No one has determined its cause, but most researchers point to a combination of factors, including pesticide contamination, poor nutrition and bee diseases.

            This year, experts say, the die-off has been as high as 40 to 50 percent for some beekeepers.

            “We have smaller populations in the hives and higher winter losses,” said Eric Mussen, a bee specialist at the entomology department of University of California, Davis. “Bees across the country are not in as good a shape as last year. When you stress them far enough, the bees just give in.”

            This year, Mussen said, many bees did not get enough nutrition because a Midwest drought reduced forage. Conversion of pasture land to corn production for ethanol also reduced the number of flowers producing nectar.

          • Nyota Uhura

            Thanks, nc … I, for one, am worried.

            But for Preezy to seize on this, of all things, to deflect from his rapidly “collapsing colony,” is just, well, wrong.

          • nc ✓s & balances

            Agree 100%. Did he never hear of the word “delegate?”

          • Thale Taxurfeet

            The most recent, concise update on the Colony Collapse Disorder (CCD) I can find in short order is here at USNews & World Report. The previous link supplements this report from Science Daily, circa 2010.

            I’d add some more yappage regarding similar bee colony collapse events throughout history, but I’m on an all too brief break from the honey-do list, hence the drive-by.

          • nc ✓s & balances

            Better bee buzzin back to it, then.

          • Thale Taxurfeet

            Sheesh, I quit!

            In South Flownoverville, it assuredly is not a dry heat…

          • H50 ✓RAT


      • WisconsinPatriot

        I think ALL agriculture is benefitted by honey bees. Certain crops do not require polination, but benefit if polinators are around.

  • TroubleAtTheMine

    Oh Obama. Beehive.

  • bedfordthegreat

    I can just see that after a hive of activity, we’ll need a sting operation to fix it.

    Beings an Obama plan, I assume that no WASPs will be allowed.

  • AT

    Guys, we have to stop reacting to this kind of thing. It’s plainly clear at this point that Barack Obama is just using the Executive Branch to troll the people of the United States.

    He doesn’t want to be President. He doesn’t want to do anything Presidential. He hates his job. He hates his life. He hates his fat wife and forgettable children. He hates Congress. He hates The Constitution. He’s just DONE with it, guys.

    But he’s stuck there. He can’t even quit because, first black something.

    So, he’s trolling. That’s ALL he’s doing. He doesn’t care if WW3 starts or if theocratic despots start lobbing nukes at each other. He doesn’t care if the economy collapes or unemployment goes to 100%. He doesn’t care about women. He doesn’t care about gays. He doesn’t care about the environment. He’s DONE. He doesn’t. care. He’s washed his hands of all of it.

    Look at every single thing he says and does from that paradigm from here on out, and it’ll make a lot more sense.

    Dismiss him out of hand like you would any other stupid, petty, leftist troll.

    • Nyota Uhura

      “Dismiss him out of hand like you would any other stupid, petty, leftist troll.”

      This is the president of the United States.

    • H50 ✓RAT

      Yea except for that whole executive power thing, hes not a troll on Twitchy or Twitter. He and his Administration has the power to impact/destroy our lives.
      I get where your going with your post, but I think its more along the lines of dismiss him out of hand like you would any other troll at your own peril.

      Weve passed the tipping point and it would appear that we are no longer a nation of laws (among many, many, many, other things), sorry but I just cant dismiss that.

      • AT

        Short of open rebellion, what’s there to be done about it? Mid-term elections? He already doesn’t give a damn about Congress. He’s just going to continue to ignore them. There’s nothing that can be done about the fact that Barack Obama is the President of the United States, he has a long line of rejects in successive order, and ain’t nobody in Congress with the balls enough to dethrone the first black whatever. So, when he blathers on about the bees or his handicap at a Hawaii golf course, I’m just going to roll my eyes and say, “Idiot.”

        Because what the hell else can you do.

        Frankly, the best thing that could happen to Washington DC right now is a nuclear strike. Since apparently nothing is going to be done about Iran building one, the best we can hope is that they at least use it in the best place possible for Americans.

        • H50 ✓RAT

          IMHO, Mid term elections are our last chance, so Im not ready to give up yet. Otherwise I think were done and yea, ya just gotta wait for the crash and be a survivor.
          Right now, Im not thinking beyond that.

        • Maryland_Malcontent

          I’m against a nuclear strike on DC. It wouldn’t do any good anyhow as obama is seldom in DC.

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

    Congrats, Mr. “Preezy of the United Steezy”!

  • Saito Sama

    WTF …this is like the emperors new clothes!
    We’re almost headed for civil war and this ass wipe is concerned about friggen “bees ”
    Hummm maybe O ‘Biden isn’t such a bad fall back position. Impeachment doesn’t sound do scary any more

  • SteveP

    If Moochelle was appointed to head it, would she be the bee-yotch?

  • Peyton

    Given the President’s abilities or lack thereof, we’ll probably have a killer bee outbreak soon.

    • gold7406

      apparently, they have been following all the illegals up from central america.

  • Brett McMicken

    And, to think, it was Palin and Romney we had to worry about!

  • gold7406

    this will turn into a $500M grant for solar powered apiaries.

  • GaryTheBrave

    They can’t just call it a Bee Task Force. They have to come up with a fancy abbreviation such as The Bee Utilization Zoological Zytemology Task Force.

  • David Kutzler

    I understand that it will involve apiary advisers and possibly air strikes but “no boots on the ground.”

  • NotBuyingItEvenForADollar

    BEE! it’s the new SQUIRREL!

  • Markward

    I know just the right guy for the job.


  • Finrod Felagund

    “If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in five years there’d be a shortage of sand.”

    ― Milton Friedman

  • Kimberly

    Honey bees are (supposedly) affected by the low hum of the wind farms. Is he willing to take down those eye sores to save the bees?

  • Marvin Nelson

    The next great Obozo-themed movie: “The Pollinator.”

    • CoastalMaineBird

      I’m holding out for POLLINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY.

      • AZWarrior


  • Jeffrey Rogers

    Another way to claim America is destroying the planet…..America must redistribute it’s wealth….America is sorry for being America.

  • http://www.GONINERS.com/ Kristine ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Look, the bees are just returning to Melissa Majoria. It’s not the bees he should be worrying about, it’s the Daleks.

  • sanfordandsons

    That is a slam on bee keepers.

  • Jim Roberts

    If you think fruit and produce prices are ridiculous now, wait til you see what happens as the polenators disappear, or are greatly reduced. I don’t like the guy either, but this is not a frivolous issue.

  • floridaobserver

    I read that the bees are dying because of a parasite. No wonder. Sounds like Washington DC.

  • dave72

    Obama – our own Chauncey Gardner – beeing there.

  • Al_the_Fish

    It’s because Reggie Love loves his honey.

    • AZWarrior

      I don’t think that is the “honeypot” Reggie was talking about. ☺

  • risawn

    Actually, this is a legitimate concern. The bee population has been on the decline for some time now and without bees we have no food. I am not an Obama fan in the slightest but I’ll give him a pass on this

    • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Don’t give him a pass… it’s not his job to do it.

  • Hotlanta Mike

    Because his climate change agenda and green energy has worked out so well…

    ‘The scandal of fiddled global warming data’

    The US has actually been cooling since the Thirties, the hottest decade on record


  • bkeyser

    EPA’s involved? How much more land will need to be protected (i.e.: remain undeveloped) in order to save the noble honey bee?

    • AZWarrior

      They can finally use their SWAT Team on Pooh Bear! 🐻

  • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

    Pathetic. Obama has made such a mess of this country that he has to put focus on stupid crap like bees to distract people from all of his scandals, the shrinking economy, and the fact that the only plan he has is to raise taxes and spending, which have already been proven to not be a solution to the problem

  • AZWarrior

    Bees huh? Well let’s hope he has an exit strategy – or any strategy. After all, you know how those Killer Bees 🌸🔫🐝are swarming across the border.

  • AZWarrior

    I just could help it.

  • Mark Daniel Johansen

    I think this is great! If Obama will focus his efforts on saving the bees, maybe he won’t have time to destroy the economy and our international relations. The only downside I see is that I like honey, and if the government starts implementing plans to save the bees, you can be sure that the bee population will go into a nosedive.

  • Christopher

    Maybe he’ll hire Joy Bee-har as the new bee czar!

  • King Leer

    Russia Defense Minister Shoygu: Comrade Putin, your suggestion that we could just walk right in to United States and take over country without any casualties is… is… yeah sure… why not?

  • RealityObserver

    Oh, bees.

    Thought this was to split Bill (I shall pollinate you whether you like it or not) away from Hillary (what difference does it make).

  • Chrissy the Hyphenated

    I take comfort knowing his Jobs Task Force accomplished exactly nothing.

  • http://www.GONINERS.com/ Kristine ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Obama is a d’bag, but anyone who dismisses the continuing deaths of bees as no big deal really need to start doing some reading.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      I agree; it’s just not gov’t’s job to do it, at least not federal.

      I have a family or 2 of Eastern carpenter bees that live near where I work. They are insanely huge, and completely harmless, if not ultra curious. I encourage the customers coming in and out about them, and inform them they are no danger.

      • http://www.GONINERS.com/ Kristine ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        I’m not one for gov’t intervention overall, or bigger gov’t, however in this situation? Dunno. The bee situation crosses state lines and affects the entire globe and our food.

        Maybe the feds can goose the U.N. to do more. Just don’t know.

      • Dan13

        Carpenter bees do a tremendous amount of damage in weakening structures. They’ve caused deck collapses that have killed people.

  • Ryan Schneider.

    This actually is an important issue in the long run, and if a genuinely responsible president addressed it AFTER dealing with other, more politicaly visible priorities, then I would cheer the action. But this is just another red herring for him to distract the masses, regardless of it’s import.

  • The Demon Slick

    I just rechecked my copy of The Constitution. As I suspected, nothing in there giving the feds the power to regulate bees.

  • http://twitter.com/ErickErickscum Erick E.

    Is it possible for you sister-fisters to get more stupid? I realize that there isn’t enough brain power among you collectively to wiggle the tail of a sperm call, but Mother of Dog, scientists (yeah, I know…. furrin werds to you taint barnacles) are screaming that if we don’t do something about the bee die-off, we could well be next. That means that billions of people could wind up even more brain dead than you toothess Hoveround captains are.

    Every time you idiots convince me that you couldn’t get more shrill, or more stupid, you step right up and lower the bar for me. Hell, a flea couldn’t get under the bar now.

    • douglasmarks

      Deep breath and a cup of coffee?

      • Dan13

        Deep breath and cut out the coffee…

    • Perso Nasplit

      And you are calling people here “shrill”.

      It’s ok. Your ranting has an easy solution.

      I’ll pray for you to actually be tolerant, calm, and educated. Might have to pray for a while though.

  • rancher0285

    Why is BJ Clinton not chairing this task force? His expertise would make short work of getting to the bottom of this. Save a lot of money too since he would only need a staff of interns.

  • Dan13

    Actually, decimation of the bee population is a major crisis. Putting an inept, corrupt government agency tasked with saving the bees in place I s really not the way to go.

  • Applemask

    The country’s food supply is at stake, you stupid fucking cunts.

    • Rob

      Were you always so concerned about agriculture, for instance how higher fuel prices affect food prices? Your concern seems a bit selective, you hypocritical libtarded twat.

      Stop wetting your pants and being such a gullible schmuck.

    • Jeffrey Rogers

      stop eating

  • Donald-Now2x/Sarc-w/0calories

    Wasp with all the bad puns? Hornetsly these are getting out of hand!

  • BarryBee

    If you worked in the honey industry and knew how serious this @$#&ing problem is maybe you wouldn’t be such dicks!

  • Jack

    No bees means no pollination means about 70% of food crops disappear. Get it now?

    • axonneuron

      Stop it. You’re making too much sense. Their heads will explode.

      • Jack

        Nah, they’ll probably just go “who cares as long as I survive.”

      • Rob

        Pulling facts out of his ass is “making sense”? I guess to a liberal, any alarmism that could be used to justify more gov’t interference “makes sense”.

        Were you always so concerned about agriculture, for instance how higher fuel prices affect food prices? Your concern seems a bit selective.

        • axonneuron

          The issue with the bees is an actual issue. With actual consequences if it’s not addressed. I know beekeepers and have had a few hives on my property myself and the die off of bee colonies is real. And must be addressed.

    • Jeffrey Rogers

      Exactly the reason the The Government in general, and Obama in particular, should stay as far away from it as possible. Unless you want to give the bees the same “service” you gave the Vets and the O-care Website. Get it?

  • Richo

    Urgle burgle! Science! Bees! Obama! Benghazi!

  • PlacidAir

    How stupid do you have to be to not realize what a huge issue for human survival this is? Without the pollinators, there are no crops to feed anyone with. Without the bees, we’re all dead by way of starvation. Get your head out of your ass and learn something about the World around you…. then comment.

    • Jeffrey Rogers

      That’s is why Obama should stay away from the problem. He sucks at everything he does.

    • mrjktcvs

      We can import them, just like any other immigrant. This administration seems to be good at that.

  • Grandson Of TheGrumpus

    I suspect that the “bee” angle is only a cover story and the *real* reason for the taskforce is to ease the transition for her hubbie into the WH when Cankles is elected.