Oh noes. Not again.

Eww.

Double eww. And oh-so-prescient. Because here is Chris Matthew’s NSFW response to President Obama’s State of the Union address:

Bow chicka barf barf.

Heh. Enough said? Nah, let’s mock like the wind!

https://twitter.com/UberMinch/status/428364288797851648

Dying. Oh, Twitter! Y’all make everything better.

A sad exit point, however: Worst job in the world?

Oh, the humanity.

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Religious fervor or NSFW overshare? Chris Matthews goes full Tingles on Obama

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  • cmerlo1

    I fully expected such a statement from the Minister Of Propaganda.

    • Frogmouth

      SOTU doubleplusgood. ~MinTru

  • Al’s Annoyed Grandpa

    Dear Mr. Matthews,

    I can attest that he’s never going to sleep with you, as he sees no benefit.

    Sincerely,

    Touré

    • QueenB

      Well, once you go black you never go back and whatnot. Sorry Chrissy.

    • Frank Drebin

      $100 says Matthews watched it in his jammies anyway.
      ­

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

        Now THAT is classic!!

      • TVree

        +10000 internets to you sir.

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    Obama could have read from the phone book and Chrissy would STILL have gotten tingles.

  • Clayton Grant

    If Obama had read Green Eggs and Ham, Matthews would be telling everyone how much better he did it than Cruz.

  • mtshark

    Chris Matthews
    This speech was a masterful pitch for center-left policies wrapped in centrist American language…

    Translation; I don’t know what he is talking about but isn’t he sooo dreamy.

  • Steve__Jacobson

    The speech was just so much wendy davis followed by a media lewinski.

  • Suzyqpie

    “This speech was a masterful pitch for center-left policies wrapped in centrist American language….” Chris Matthews possesses identical communication skills as Pres 0bama. A sentence bereft of information, value, or scholarship drenched in ambiguous and capricious verbiage. Ditto the STFU, oops, I mean the SOTU.

  • H50 ✓RAT

    “Bow chicka barf barf.” Sums it up perfectly.

    Whoever on the Twitchy staff that wrote that line….kudos!

  • jalal michael sabbagh

    Chris Mathew in the master of buffoon.Uphold the injustice and condemns the just.

  • lessthantolerant

    Poor Chris, wants Obama to bone him so bad, too bad Obama only receives he never gives, Just ask Reggie.

    • Zach Smith

      Obama gives good. Just ask anyone who’s had to deal with Obamacare.

  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    “Chris Matthews ✔ @hardball_chrisFollow
    This speech was a masterful pitch for center-left policies wrapped in centrist American language….
    9:07 PM – 28 Jan 2014”

    Bush speechwriter: Obama plagiarized Bush
    http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2014/01/bush-speechwriter-obama-plagiarized-bush-182184.html

    So now Matthew’s is a Bushie?

    • Clete Torres

      So we have TWO plagiarists in the Executive branch.

    • Jay Stevens

      So Obama’s promise to bypass Congress with executive orders is “center-left”?

    • TVree

      [L————————+————————R ]
      ^Communist
      __^Obama_and_his_ilk
      ___^Socialist
      ______^Progressive/Democrat
      __________^Moderate Dem
      ____________^Moderate Ind
      ______________^ Moderate Rep
      _________________^ Republican
      _________________________^ Conservative
      ____________________________^ Tea Party Ind

      So by Chrissy’s new rules, Moderate is now Shifted past socialist and is just step away from Communist? Love how they change the rules and fire up the propaganda machine.

  • stinky

    With any luck, Obamacare will cover palm hair removal, Chris.

  • Maxx

    The only thing missing from Matthews post-speech analysis was the bubble bath, candles and of course, the AAA batteries.

    • Zach Smith

      I think we’re talking D-cells here.

      • Clete Torres

        Lantern batteries, in series.

        • Calcat36

          Hair dryer plugged in and on?

          • Donny Zunker

            and IF he’s taking that bubble bath, imagine the TINGLE he will feel…. my fingers can’t find the letters required to describe that thrill…

  • Jake Wilde

    “The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary,
    in the same hands, whether of one, a few, or many, and whether
    hereditary, self appointed, or elective, may justly be pronounced the
    very definition of tyranny.” — James Madison

    http://www.constitution.org/fed/federa47.htm

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Whatever he’s drinking, seriously, he has to stop.

    He’s begun to DT– he’s starting to “hear things” now: “This speech was a masterful pitch for center-left policies wrapped in centrist American language….”

    When he’s sobered up and clean, we’ll show this to him and say, “Chris– this is what you’re like, when you don’t have your life under control. You were hallucinating. It was painful to watch someone completely embarrass himself that way. Fortunately, you had people who cared enough for you that they got you some help before it was too late. Don’t burn those people out, Chris– they may not be there next time. Stay off the sauce, Chris– you know you must.”

    He’ll retort, “Do you think it’s BOOZE? My intoxicant of choice is BARRY himself!”

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      NSFW Response (to Tingles), but I’m not gonna post it here…Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Joshua Embrey

    I bet he makes his wife duct tape a picture of Obama to the back of her head.

    • Scott

      Front and Back!!

    • Zach Smith

      That’s a really disgusting mental image. But funny.

      • Joshua Embrey

        Chris is hosting a party for the game Sunday. It’s in his mouth and Obama is coming.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    It’s kind of sad how the Far Left has to keep reassuring itself.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDAmPIq29ro

  • Calcat36

    “I forgot he was black tonight for an hour.” Said Chris Matthews, ummm… last time!

    • Clete Torres

      However, it is impossible to forget Tingles is a complete kneepad-wearing sycophantic moron, even for a moment.

  • AmericanMom

    Maybe Reggie has competition.

  • https://youtu.be/h82D5ZvcALM CrustyB

    Obama could take a dump in the middle of Notre Dame cathedral and Matthews would hail it as ingenious gesture of interfaith unity.

    • Pat

      Obama did already when he had Jesus draped.

  • jamson64

    LOL

  • LegalizeShemp

    When did we start calling Communism “center-left”?

    • Tigerspike

      Well before they started calling their political opponents “terrorists.”

  • TocksNedlog

    Chris Matthews: This speech was a masterful pitch for center-left policies wrapped in centrist American language….
    — ‘Fill’ me, master!

  • HappyJohn9

    Does Chris Matthews have an Obama inflatable doll at home? Ya know…to cuddle?

  • Patches O’Houlihan

    Hey, at least the slobbering lackey didn’t describe Obama’s drivel as “soaring rhetoric” again….

  • HeavyMetalPolkaMonkey

    Next “tingle” please….

  • Herman LaClair

    This speech was a masterful pitch for center-left policies wrapped in centrist American language….(orgasmic eyeroll)

    i’ll have what he’s having.

  • $84598387

    Scrape The Bottom with Hillary Rodham in 2016
    What Difference At This Point Does It Make ?

  • neoface

    Matthew is a buffoon, probably waiting for Obama to ask him to be his girlfriend. Or maybe have Obama’s baby, Chris he wants a real son not an imaginary son. LOL!!!

  • Hoosierdaddy

    The best thing that could happen is for Dr. Carson to run and win the Presidency. what would sharpton, james, and libs like matthews be able to say? Not racism.

  • CrusadaB

    NSFW?

    • spaceycakes

      ‘not safe for work’

      also sarcasm

  • deimos19

    just how many polyps did you find while you were up there, Chris?